Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
This place was thronged with strange figures, and it witnessed some very
sad scenes in that far-off time. And if the traditions of the
neighborhood may be believed, those tough old warriors even yet have not
bid farewell for ever to the spot. There is no more fighting here,
unless when some of the village urchins come out to have a tussle upon
the sward, and the chimneys of the town are unmolested by hostile shot.
But they do say that sometimes we may look upon the shadowy outline of
the ancient Hollanders who made this their battleground. The venturesome
wight who comes to old Fort Lane at certain seasons after nightfall may
see headless Dutchmen in strange and ghostly attire marching up and down
the shore, and he may hear the cry of sentinels, uttered in an unknown
tongue, borne past him on the wind. There are those who have listened to
the noise of cannon balls rolling in the dusk over floors which no
mortal eye can ever see, and often, when there is a tempest, the
booming of guns will be heard above the roar of the storm, and from
spectral ships floating upon the bosom of the river will come the
wailing voices of women and children who are still sorrowing for their
lost homes.
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I do not say that this is so, Mrs. Adeler; I merely assert the existence
of a popular theory to that effect. I have private doubts if the goblin
Dutchmen ever have been seen, and I know of no reason why, if a ghost of
that kind really comes back to earth, he should return without his head.
[Illustration]
Judge Pitman has a field that is bounded upon one side by the lane, and
in this enclosure we found, upon our visit to the historic spot, a
meditative cow with a blind-board upon her forehead. There was nothing
especially remarkable about the board, and yet it has caused a great
deal of trouble. In a recent interview with me the judge sought to
console himself for the misery created by that blind-board by relating
the story of his sorrow.
"Adeler," he said, "you know I j'ined the temp'rance society a couple o'
months ago, not because I was much afeared of gittin' drunk often, but
just to please the old woman. You know how women are--kinder insane on
the subject of drinkin'. Well, my cow had a way o' jumpin' the fence,
an' I couldn't do nothin' to stop her. She was the ornariest critter
that way that I ever see. So at last I got a blind-board an' hung it on
her horns. That stopped her. But you know she used to come jam up agin'
the fence an' stand there for hours; an' one day one o' them vagabone
advertisin' agents come along--one o' them fellers that daubs signs all
over the face of natur'--an' as soon as he seen that blind-board he went
for it."
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"A patent medicine man, I suppose?"
"No, he was advertisin' some kind o' stomach bitters; and he painted on
that board the follerin': '_Take Brown's Bitters for your Stomach's
Sake. They make the Best Cocktails._'"
"The temperance society didn't like that, of course?"
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