Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
The judge is always happy in a thunder-storm, and one day, after the
lightning had knocked down two of his best apple trees and splintered
them into fragments, and the wind had torn his chimney to pieces, I went
over to see him. He was standing by the prostrate trees, and he at once
remarked, "Did you ever know of a man havin' sich luck as this? I was
goin' to chop down them two trees to-morrer, an' as that chimney never
draw'd well, I had concluded to have it rebuilt. An' that gorgeous old
storm has fixed things just the way I want 'em. Put me in a
thunder-storm an' let the lightnin' play around me, an' I'm at home. I'd
rather have one storm that'd tear the bowels out of the American
continent than a dozen of yer little dribblin' waterin'-pot showers. If
I can't have a rippin' and roarin' storm, I don't want none."
They say here in the village, but I do not believe it, that one day the
judge was upon his roof fixing a shingle, when a tornado struck him,
lifted him off, carried him a quarter of a mile, and dashed him with
such terrible force against a fence that his leg was broken. As they
carried him home, he opened his eyes languidly and said, "Immortal
Moses! what a storm that was! When it does blow, it suits me if it blows
hard. I'd give both legs if we could have a squall like that every day.
I--I--" Then he fainted.
If contentment is happiness, then the life of Pitman is one
uninterrupted condition of bliss.
CHAPTER XVIII.
TROUBLE FOR THE HERO AND HEROINE--A BROKEN ENGAGEMENT AND A
FORLORN DAMSEL--BOB PARKER'S SUFFERING--A FORMIDABLE ENCOUNTER--THE
PECULIAR CONDUCT OF A DUMB ANIMAL--COOLEY'S BOY AND HIS HOME
DISCIPLINE--A STORY OF AN ECHO.
[Illustration]
We had been talking of asking the Magruders to come to take tea with us,
so that the two families, which were now to be brought into close
relations, might become better acquainted. But one evening, just as I
had settled myself for a comfortable perusal of the paper, Miss Magruder
was ushered into the room by the servant. It was plainly evident from
her appearance that she was in distress from some cause. We should have
guessed from her visit at such an hour unaccompanied by any one that all
was not right, even if her countenance had not manifested extreme
agitation. After the usual salutation she asked,
"Is Mr. Parker not at home?"
"He has not yet returned from the city," I said. "I suppose he has been
detained for some reason. It is probable that he will be here
presently."
"I wanted to see him," she said, hesitatingly. "I am afraid you'll
think it very queer for me to come here at such a strange time;
but--but"--and here her voice quavered a little--"but oh, something
dreadful has happened--something very, very dreadful."
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