Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
Upon the day following Bessie's visit I called at Magruder's, in
accordance with my agreement with Bob. The servant said Mr. Magruder had
gone out, but that he would probably be home in a few moments. I
declined an invitation to go in the house. It was a fine day, and I
preferred to walk up and down the porch while waiting. When a
considerable time had elapsed and Magruder did not come, I threw myself
upon one of the chairs on the porch and began to read the _Argus_.
While I was sitting there Magruder's dog came bounding up the yard, and
when he saw me instantly manifested a desire to investigate me. I have
never liked Magruder's dog; he is very large, and he has an extremely
bad reputation. When he approached me, he looked at me savagely, and
growled in such a manner that cold chills began to run up and down my
back. Then the dog walked up and sniffed my legs with an earnestness of
purpose that I had never expected to see displayed by a dumb animal.
During this operation I maintained a condition of profound repose. No
man will ever know how quiet I was. It is doubtful if any human being
ever before became so thoroughly still until his immortal soul went to
the land of everlasting rest.
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When the ceremony was ended, the dog lay down close to the chair. As
soon as I felt certain that the animal was asleep, I thought I would go
home without seeing Mr. Magruder; but when I attempted to rise, the dog
leaped up and growled so fiercely that I sat down again at once. Then I
thought perhaps it would be better _not_ to go home. It occurred to me,
however, that it would be as well to call some one to remove the dog, in
case circumstances should make it desirable for me to depart. But at the
very first shout the animal jumped to his feet, gave a fiendish bark and
began to take a few more inquisitorial smells at my legs. And whenever I
shuffled my feet, or attempted to turn the _Argus_ over in order to
continue an article on to the following page, or made the slightest
movement, that infamous dog was up and at me. Once, when I was
positively compelled to sneeze, I thought, from the indignation
boisterously manifested by the dog, that my hour at last had come.
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Finally, Cooley's dog, which happened to be in the neighborhood, became
engaged in an angry controversy with another dog in the street in front
of me. Magruder's dog was wide awake in a moment; and after turning a
regretful glance at me, as if he knew he was deliberately and foolishly
throwing away a chance of obtaining several glorious bites, he dashed
down the walk and over the fence for the purpose of participating in the
discussion between his two friends.
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