Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
Some of the friends of Judge Pitman induced him, just before the last
election, to permit himself to be nominated for the State Legislature,
and accordingly he was presented to the people of this community as a
candidate. Of course he was not selected because of his fitness for the
position. The party managers knew him to be a very popular man; and as
the success of the party is the only thing they care for, they chose
Pitman as the person most likely to secure that result. I cannot say
that I disapproved of the selection. For some reason, it appears to be
entirely impossible for American citizens who live in any of the Middle
States to find educated and intelligent men who are willing to represent
them in the Legislatures. Those bodies are composed for the most part of
men whose solitary purpose is plunder. They are legislators simply
because it pays better to blackmail railroad companies and to accept
bribes from people who want votes for rascally measures than it does to
pick pockets. They have the instincts and the principles of a
pickpocket, but their ambition is greater. They do not steal
handkerchiefs and watches, because they can filch fabulous sums of money
from the public treasury and from villains who want to do dirty work
under the color of the law. They know enough to enable them, with the
assistance of party rings, to have themselves counted in at
election-time, and to devise new and dexterous schemes of dishonesty;
but in other and rather more desirable of the qualifications of
law-makers they are deficient. They occupy the most important place in
republican governments without knowing what republicanism means, and
they create laws for the communities without having any knowledge of the
science of law or the slightest acquaintance with the needs and
requirements of the people for whom they act. The average American
legislator is both ignorant and dishonest. Judge Pitman is ignorant, but
he is honest; and as his election would secure at least a very important
half of a fitting legislator, I supported him.
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