Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
I had for some time entertained a strong conviction that nature designed
me for an orator. I was assured that I possessed the gift of eloquence
which enables great speakers to sway the passions of the multitude, and
I felt that I needed but the opportunity to reveal this fact to the
world. Accordingly, at the beginning of the political campaign of which
I speak I sent my name to one of the executive committees of the State,
in Wilmington, with the request that it might be written down with the
names of the speakers who could be called upon whenever important
meetings were held. I waited impatiently all through the campaign for a
summons to appear and electrify the people. It did not come, and I was
almost in despair. But on the day before the election I received from
the chairman a brief note, saying that I had been announced to speak at
Dover that evening before a great mass meeting, and requesting me to
take the early afternoon train, so that I might report to the local
chairman in Dover before nightfall. The pleasure with which this summons
was received was in some measure marred by the fact that I had not a
speech ready, and the time was so short that elaborate preparation was
impossible. But I determined to throw into some sort of shape the ideas
and arguments which would readily occur to the mind of a man familiar
with the ordinary political questions of the day and with the merits of
the candidates, and to trust to the inspiration of the occasion for the
power to present them forcibly and eloquently.
Of course it was plain that anything like an attempt at gorgeousness in
such a speech would be foolish, so I concluded to speak plainly and
directly to the point, and to enliven my argument with some amusing
campaign stories. In order to fix my points firmly in my mind and to
ensure their presentation in their proper order, they were numbered and
committed to memory, each argument and its accompanying anecdote being
associated with a particular arithmetical figure. The synopsis, if it
may be called by that name, presented an appearance something like the
following, excepting that it contained a specification of the points of
the speech which need not be reproduced here.
THE SPEECH.
1. Exordium, concluding with Scott's famous lines, "Breathes
there a man with soul so dead," etc.
2. Arguments, introducing a narrative of the facts in the case
of Hotchkiss, who was locked out upon the roof of his house all
night. (See particulars farther on.) The design of the story is to
give a striking picture of the manner in which the opposition party
will be left out in the cold by the election. (Make this strong, and
pause for cheers.)
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