Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
I stopped. There was embarrassing silence for a moment, as if everybody
thought I had something more to say. But I put on my hat and shouldered
my umbrella to assure them that the affair was ended. Then it began to
be apparent that the company failed to grasp the purpose of my remarks.
One man evidently thought I was complaining of something that happened
to me while I was upon the train, for he took me aside and asked me in a
confidential whisper if it wouldn't be better for him to see the
conductor about it.
Another man inquired if the governor was the man referred to.
I said, "No; the remarks were of a poetical nature; they were quoted."
The man seemed surprised, and asked where I got them from.
"From _Marmion_."
He considered a moment, and then said,
"Don't know him. Philadelphia man, I reckon?"
The occasion was too sad for words. I took the chairman's arm and we
marched out to the carriages, the cold-eyed man thumping his drum as if
his feeling of animosity for me would kill him if it did not find
vigorous expression of that kind.
We entered the carriages and formed a procession, the band, on foot,
leading the way and playing "Hail to the Chief." I rode with the
chairman, who insisted that I should carry the American flag in my hand.
As we passed up the street the crowd cheered us vehemently several
times, and the chairman said he thought it would be better if I would
rise occasionally and bow in response. I did so, remarking, at the last,
that it was rather singular such a reception should be given to a
complete stranger.
The chairman said he had been thinking of that, and it had occurred to
him just at that moment that perhaps the populace had mistaken the
character of the parade.
"You see," said he, "there is a circus in town, and I am a little bit
afraid the people are impressed with the idea that this is the showman's
procession, and that you are the Aërial King. That monarch is a man of
about your build, and he wears whiskers."
The Aërial King achieved distinction and a throne by leaping into the
air and turning two backward somersaults before alighting, and also by
standing poised upon one toe on a wire while he balanced a pole upon his
nose. I had no desire to share the sceptre with that man, or to rob him
of any of his renown, so I furled the flag of my beloved country, pulled
my hat over my eyes and refused to bow again.
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