Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
There is nothing more intense in nature than the interest felt by a
woman in the marriage of another woman. The fanatic fury of a Hindoo
devotee is mere icy indifference in comparison to it.
It was entertaining to watch Bob Parker upon the evening before the
wedding and upon the morning of the great day itself. He had everything
ready a week before the time, and upon the last night of his bachelor
life he had nothing to do but to sit at home with us and think. And so,
while I read my book and while Mrs. Adeler finished the bonnet that she
had made for the occasion from old material (the dexterous economy of
that woman, by the way, is simply phenomenal), Bob fidgeted about. He
pretended to read the paper; he threw himself upon the lounge and
counterfeited sleep; he darted suddenly up stairs to see if he had put a
sufficient number of collars in his trunk; he darted down again and
tried on his new hat for the fiftieth time; he stood by the fire and
expressed his fear, often repeated during the day, that there would be
rain on the morrow; he tried to wind up his watch four times, and he
examined his pocket-book over and over again to ascertain if the ring
was safe. At a ridiculously early hour he said he was tired and must go
to bed; but when I ascended the stairs about midnight, I could hear him
still moving about. He was nervous, excited and anxious.
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Before daylight dawned Bob was out of bed and down stairs smoking and
guessing at the weather. When we descended, he was in extreme agitation
lest the man should not come with the bouquets. When the flowers did
arrive, they looked so much like business that he immediately flew up to
his room and put on his wedding suit.
Then we had to wait nearly two hours for the carriages, and Bob was
harassed by doubts as to the correctness of the appearance of his
neck-tie. Three times Mrs. Adeler applied thread and needle to that
article of adornment, and at last Bob threw it away and assumed
another. He seemed to have a strong conviction that the eyes of the
entire assembly would be concentrated upon that white tie. Then he put
on his gloves and sat, flushed and uncomfortable in his new clothing,
waiting for the moment of his departure. Presently he discovered that he
had lost one of his gold shirt buttons; and after a very long and very
warm search for it, he thought he felt it in his boot. I procured a
boot-jack for him; and when the button was found, he had to remove his
gloves again in order to pull his boot on. He was beginning to be
acutely miserable when, at last, the carriages arrived. Then Mrs. Adeler
came down; and when I had buttoned her gloves with a hair-pin and
criticised the appearance of her dress, we went out to the street and
drove away.
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