Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
It would gratify me if the new treaty would devote one clause to a
definite settlement of the question of the bearing of snags upon the
miseries of mankind, and about eight stupendous clauses to a
determination of the fate that is deserved by that boy. My own
humanitarian tendencies incline me to urge that he should be summarily
shot. If a boy with a pin-hook is to be allowed thus to destroy the
peace of older American citizens, the sooner we ask some efficient and
reliable despot to come over here and break up the government and
trample on us, the happier we shall be.
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I commend the subject to your enlightened consideration, and ask for an
earnest appeal to the next Congress in behalf of suffering fishermen. If
we cannot obtain redress by peaceful means, let us have it by force. I
am ready to overturn the government, massacre the people, burn the
cities and carry desolation, devastation and death into every home in
the land, rather than to permit these outrages against justice longer
to continue and these unhappy men to endure further persecution.
* * * * *
There are indications that the course of Bob Parker's true love will not
run entirely smooth. The officers stationed at Fort Delaware, below
here, come up to the village constantly upon social errands, and they
are exceedingly popular with the young ladies. Lieutenant Smiley is, I
think, the favorite; and as he has become a somewhat frequent visitor at
Magruder's, Bob's jealousy has been aroused. He hates Smiley with a
certain deadly hatred. Mr. Parker is not naturally warlike in his
tendencies, but I believe he would willingly engage in hostilities with
the lieutenant with an utterly reckless disregard of the consequences.
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Smiley comes to see us sometimes; and Bob, I fear, regards even this
family with gloom and suspicion because we receive the lieutenant
courteously. But he says very little upon the subject; for when he
begins to abuse Smiley, I always ask him why he does not propose to Miss
Magruder at once and thus relieve himself from his agony of
apprehension. Then he beats a retreat. He would rather face a regiment
of Smileys armed with Dahlgren guns than to discuss the subject of his
cowardice respecting the beautiful Magruder.
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