Great Britain -- History -- Charles I, 1625-1649 -- Fiction; Historical fiction
“Ah’m feart to thraw yer neck,” protested Angus.
“Never mind the neck. Being hanged by Cromwell is as nothing to this.
Pull, ye gomeral! Am I to go about with my head in a metal bucket all my
life? Pull!”
Angus put forth his strength, and the helmet gave way with unexpected
suddenness, whereupon Angus sat down on the floor with a thud like an
earthquake, the steel cap in his lap. Traquair slapped his thigh and
roared till the rafters rang.
“Will, you’ll be an inch taller after that. I never saw the like of it.
I’ve heard that a man’s head grows with new honors placed upon him, but
I had no idea it was so bad as that. Man, where’s your hair? And did
they chop it off with a battle-axe? If that’s a fair example of barber’s
work in England, I’m glad I live in Scotland.”
Armstrong rubbed his shorn head slowly with his open palm.
“A barber may have other qualities than expertness with the shears,” he
said.
“The trick of the shears is surely the chief equipment for the trade.”
“Yes. You’re in the right. My hair was cut in a stable-yard under the
moonlight, with great haste and blunt blades. We will see what your
own poll-man can do in still shortening the result. I have been hotly
chased, Traquair, and hair-cutting was the least drawback that troubled
me. I think my tailoring is even worse than my barbering, and there,
also, you must stand my friend. Is the Castle tailor out of work?”
“My whole wardrobe is at your disposal, Will.”
“Nothing in it would fit me, and I am a thought particular about a new
dress, as I have lost all self-respect in this one. I may borrow a hat
from you, if you have one of the latest fashion, with a fine feather on
it.”
“Aha! What’s come over you, Will? Some lady in the Court of Charles? You
didn’t fash much over your clothes in the old days.”
“I don’t fash much now, as you may see by my array. Still, it is n’t
duds, but food that is the first necessity. I’ve had nothing all day but
a hurried drink out of the Eden. It was as thick as brose, and about the
same colour, but not so sustaining.”
“They’re preparing supper for you now, and I’ll bear you company when
it’s ready. I’m eager to hear what befell. So the King knighted you.
Deed, he might have gone farther than that and made you a marquis or a
duke at the same cost.”
“Oh, he offered me anything in his gift if I brought the commission
safely through to you,--a promise that I’m thinking I’ll never trouble
him to redeem. Nevertheless, here’s the packet, a little damp, but none
the worse for that.”
He placed the cause of all the trouble on the table, and Traquair turned
it over and over in his hands, with no great delight in its possession,
as the messenger thought. The Earl sighed as he opened it at last and
slowly perused its contents in silence, laying it on the table again
when he had finished.
“You’re a wonderful man, William,” he said. “If every one in Scotland
did his duty as thoroughly as you do it, we would soon place the King on
his throne again.”
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