“How happy could I be with neither.
“There are several young women in the world besides our two Annexes.”
I question whether the Tutor had asked those questions very seriously,
and I doubt if Number Five thought he was very much in earnest.
One of The Teacups reminded me that I had promised to say something of
my answers to certain questions. So I began at once:
I have given the name of brain-tappers to the literary operatives who
address persons whose names are well known to the public, asking their
opinions or their experiences on subjects which are at the time of
general interest. They expect a literary man or a scientific expert to
furnish them materials for symposia and similar articles, to be used by
them for their own special purposes. Sometimes they expect to pay for
the information furnished them; at other times, the honor of being
included in a list of noted personages who have received similar
requests is thought sufficient compensation. The object with which the
brain-tapper puts his questions may be a purely benevolent and entirely
disinterested one. Such was the object of some of those questions
which I have received and answered. There are other cases, in which the
brain-tapper is acting much as those persons do who stop a physician
in the street to talk with him about their livers or stomachs, or other
internal arrangements, instead of going to his office and consulting
him, expecting to pay for his advice. Others are more like those busy
women who, having the generous intention of making a handsome present
to their pastor, at as little expense as may be, send to all their
neighbors and acquaintances for scraps of various materials, out of
which the imposing “bedspread” or counterpane is to be elaborated.
That is all very well so long as old pieces of stuff are all they call
for, but it is a different matter to ask for clippings out of new and
uncut rolls of cloth. So it is one thing to ask an author for liberty
to use extracts from his published writings, and it is a very different
thing to expect him to write expressly for the editor's or compiler's
piece of literary patchwork.
I have received many questions within the last year or two, some of
which I am willing to answer, but prefer to answer at my own time, in my
own way, through my customary channel of communication with the public.
I hope I shall not be misunderstood as implying any reproach against the
inquirers who, in order to get at facts which ought to be known, apply
to all whom they can reach for information. Their inquisitiveness is
not always agreeable or welcome, but we ought to be glad that there are
mousing fact-hunters to worry us with queries to which, for the sake
of the public, we are bound to give our attention. Let me begin with my
brain-tappers.
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