I noticed, the other evening, that some private conversation was going
on between the Counsellor and the two Annexes. There was a mischievous
look about the little group, and I thought they were hatching some plot
among them. I did not hear what the English Annex said, but the American
girl's voice was sharper, and I overheard what sounded to me like,
“It is time to stir up that young Doctor.” The Counsellor looked very
knowing, and said that he would find a chance before long. I was rather
amused to see how readily he entered into the project of the young
people. The fact is, the Counsellor is young for his time of life; for
he already betrays some signs of the change referred to in that once
familiar street song, which my friend, the great American surgeon,
inquired for at the music-shops under the title, as he got it from the
Italian minstrel,
“Silva tredi mondi goo.”
I saw, soon after this, that the Counsellor was watching his chance to
“stir up the young Doctor.”
It does not follow, because our young Doctor's bald spot is slower in
coming than he could have wished, that he has not had time to form
many sound conclusions in the calling to which he has devoted himself
Vesalius, the father of modern descriptive anatomy, published his great
work on that subject before he was thirty. Bichat, the great anatomist
and physiologist, who died near the beginning of this century, published
his treatise, which made a revolution in anatomy and pathology, at about
the same age; dying soon after he had reached the age of thirty. So,
possibly the Counsellor may find that he has “stirred up” a young man
who, can take care of his own head, in case of aggressive movements in
its direction.
“Well, Doctor,” the Counsellor began, “how are stocks in the measles
market about these times? Any corner in bronchitis? Any syndicate in the
vaccination business?” All this playfully.
“I can't say how it is with other people's patients; most of my families
are doing very well without my help, at this time.”
“Do tell me, Doctor, how many families you own. I have heard it said
that some of our fellow-citizens have two distinct families, but you
speak as if you had a dozen.”
“I have, but not so large a number as I should like. I could take care
of fifteen or twenty more without: having to work too hard.”
“Why, Doctor, you are as bad as a Mormon. What do you mean by calling
certain families yours?”
“Don't you speak about my client? Don't your clients call you their
lawyer? Does n't your baker, does n't your butcher, speak of the
families he supplies as his families?”
“To be sure, yes, of course they do; but I had a notion that a man had as
many doctors as he had organs to be doctored.”
“Well, there is some truth in that; but did you think the old-fashioned
family doctor was extinct, a fossil like the megatherium?”
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