Robert chuckled with delight.
“But shure, an’ you don’t see the half,” he explained eagerly. “It’s
all them nice things you don’t see as so pleases me. Now would you
belaive—there’s actually twelve new dusters! positively bran’ new, all
folded as neat an’ trim-lik’ an’ put away where no one can see ’em. Now
that’s what I call restoring a church properly—indaid, I just luve the
sight of ’em.”
“I quite agree with you, Robert,” and Paddy’s eyes twinkled rarely.
“It’s the things I can’t see, that I love to look at.”
“Egzactly,” with growing excitement. “_I_ ought to ’a’ showed you
roun’, Miss Paddy, ’cos I knows where everythin’ bides. Why, there’s
six new lamp glasses, all a-lying there case o’ accidents, wrapped up
in beautiful tissue paper. I’d a-lik’ you to see they lamp glasses. Oh!
an’ the new iron safe,” getting almost beside himself. “Did ye see ’im
a-sittin there in the vestry, on all they hymn books, all neatly
stacked underneath, looking as important like as if ’e knew ’e was
livin’ in one o’ the foinest churches in ould Oireland?”
“When an iron safe sits on hymn books, what do you suppose hatches
out?” murmured Paddy wickedly to Eileen.
“Did ye see the new bell rope?” ran on Robert, waving his stick about
in a somewhat dangerous fashion to eyes and noses. “A brave wee bit o’
rope that—strong ’nough to hang a man, as I says to Andrew Murphy. The
blue ceiling with the yellow stars is all very well, and the new altar,
and the winder with the angels playin’ on real Oirish harps—but ’tis
all a bit popish to my thinkin’—and I lik’ that brave wee rope, and
they lamp glasses in tissue paper, and they twelve bran’ new dusters
the best. Faith! ’tis meeself should have shown ye roun’. I’m shure ye
didn’t see the half. Did ye notice the new tumbler o’ wather for ’is
rivirence to drink from when ’is sermons is too long-winded for ’im?
Faith! we did make a job of it. Ivery ’ole and corner turned out and
clained. Shure, it’s meeself did the back seat by the font, and to my
sartin knowledge it ’adn’t been cleaned out this ten or twelve year.
Niver more’n about once since I’ve had the cue o’ the edifice this
forty year.”
This finished Paddy, and with a hasty farewell she sped off to the
beach for her first sail; later on in the day writing Jack a long
epistle upon Robert Morony and the church restoration, which Jack read
lying at full-length on his back on the grass a month later; and his
shouts of laughter brought his colleagues round to beg a share of the
fun.
Two days later Eileen and her mother left for Dublin, and Paddy became
the spoiled darling of the Parsonage.
She went everywhere just as of old, and though for a little while she
avoided Mourne Lodge, not wishing to meet Lawrence, she soon found her
strategic position untenable, and was obliged to yield to the insistent
persuasions of Kathleen and Doreen, who began to look genuinely puzzled
and distressed over her extraordinary reluctance to visit them.
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