Pages from a Journal with Other PapersWhite, William Hale
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Pages from a Journal with Other Papers
White, William Hale
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A fortnight after the visit to the post-office there was a tea-party.
Mrs. Harrop, Mrs. Cobb, Mrs. Sweeting, the grocer’s wife, and Miss
Tarrant, an elderly lady, living on a small annuity, but most genteel,
were invited to Mrs. Bingham’s. They began to talk of Mrs. Fairfax
directly they had tasted the hot buttered toast. They had before them
the following facts: the carrier’s deposition that the goods came from
Great Ormond Street; the lay-figure and what it wore; Mrs. Fairfax’s
prices; the little girl; the wedding-ring but no widow’s weeds; the
Portsmouth postmark; the French book; Mrs. Bingham’s new gown, and
lastly—a piece of information contributed by Mrs. Sweeting and considered
to be of great importance, as we shall see presently—that Mrs. Fairfax
bought her coffee whole and ground it herself. On these facts, nine in
all, the ladies had to construct—it was imperative that they should
construct it—an explanation of Mrs. Fairfax, and it must be confessed
that they were not worse equipped than many a picturesque and successful
historian. At the request of the company, Mrs. Bingham went upstairs and
put on the gown.
“Do you mind coming to the window, Mrs. Bingham?” asked Mrs. Harrop.
Mrs. Bingham rose and went to the window. Her guests also rose. She
held her arms down and then held them up, and was surveyed from every
point of the compass.
“I thought it was a pucker, but it’s only the shadow,” observed Mrs.
Harrop.
Mrs. Cobb stroked the body and shook the skirt. Not a single
depreciatory criticism was ventured. Excepting the wearer, nobody
present had seen such a masterpiece. But although for half a lifetime we
may have beheld nothing better than an imperfect actual, we recognise
instantly the superiority and glory of the realised Ideal when it is
presented to us. Mrs. Harrop, Mrs. Cobb, Mrs. Sweeting, and Miss Tarrant
became suddenly aware of possibilities of which they had not hitherto
dreamed. Mrs. Swanley, the linendraper’s wife, was degraded and deposed.
“She must have learned that in London,” said Mrs. Harrop.
“London! my dear Mrs. Harrop,” replied Mrs. Bingham, “I know London
pretty well, and how things are cut there. I told you there was a French
book on the table. Take my word for it, she has lived in Paris. She
_must_ have lived there.”
“Where is Great Ormond Street, Mrs. Bingham?” inquired Mrs. Sweeting.
“A great many foreigners live there; it is somewhere near Leicester
Square.”
Mrs. Bingham knew nothing about the street, but having just concluded a
residence in Paris from the French book, that conclusion led at once to a
further conclusion, clear as noonday, as to the quality of the people who
inhabited Great Ormond Street, and consequently to the final deduction of
its locality.
“Did you not say, Mrs. Sweeting, that she buys her coffee whole?” added
Mrs. Bingham, as if inspiration had flashed into her. “If you want
additional proof that she is French, there it is.”
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