American fiction -- 20th century; Manhattan (New York, N.Y.) -- Fiction; Women artists -- Fiction
"Stop it!" commanded Milt, "stop that choral of pessimism. So bad
things are not." "Didn't Nietzsche assert that Christianity and
alcohol have been the two great means of corruption and still are
the worst foes of civilization?" asked Ulick. "Why drag in alcohol?"
"If he did, he was quite right," commented Alfred, as he emptied his
stein and rapped for another. "Symptoms of mysticism are usually
accompanied by sexual impotence." Milt was distressed. The turn of
the talk didn't please him, besides, it was Ulick, not Alfred, in
whom he was interested. The other, that little Jew atheist with his
filthy vices--all the turpitudes, he felt assured--was a rotten branch
lopped from his own religion and race. Christianity wanted none of such
men; dessicated souls. Vases of iniquity. Vile, accursed, doomed to
Gehenna. Nevertheless, with his paternal solicitude for the straying
sinner, Milt placed his hand over Alfred's and smiled benignly.
"Alfred," he adjured, "Alfred repent while there's time. Here is
Ulick fuddling his wits with writings that are of no pith or moment.
Their rhetoric it is that seduces him. The petticoats, too,--Hello!
who's this? I vow if here isn't Paul Godard." Ulick groaned. Always
Paul. He couldn't escape him. Nor did Alfred look overjoyed. Paul,
accompanied by an insignificant chap, bustled to the table. "Oh! I
say, isn't this a jolly go. You fellows look as if you had the affairs
of state burdening your souls. You have? Well, it's time I intervened
and brought a new atmosphere to cheer you up. How do, bishop? No, not
yet? But soon will be, I hope, Milt. Some day, some day! as Tosti
sings. How d'ye do, Ulick? When did you see Dodo last? Fascinating
creature. I drink her health. And how are you, Stone? Your bones as
sour as ever. Ah! yes, I forgot! This is my friend Bell. But, of
course, you know him. He is working the same side of the street as you
fellows--excepting the Rev. Milt. What is it you say, Invern? Once a
newspaper man always a whore? Isn't that it? A jolly epigram, that...."
He rattled on "What I really said was this," ....ly answered Ulick:
"Once a millionaire always an imbecile." Paul laughed the loudest. "The
tables turned, that deal, and speaking of table-turning, let's get the
head-waiter to fetch a larger table. I need elbow room for I feel that
I'm going to make a night of it." "What night isn't all night with you?"
demanded Ulick. Paul sweetly grinned. "The night you are there," and
jerked his hand in the direction of Lexington Avenue. Invern scowled,
but kept his temper.
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