Palace and Hovel; Or, Phases of London LifeKirwan, Daniel Joseph
History
Palace and Hovel; Or, Phases of London Life
Kirwan, Daniel Joseph
London (England) -- Description and travel; London (England) -- Social life and customs
"The modern young man, with a selfishness as short-sighted
as--selfishness, which is always short-sighted, has desired _all_ the
delights of life. He likes the society of the venal Cynthia of the
minute, as his forefathers have done before him, but it has seemed
too him too much trouble to disguise that liking, in deference to the
feelings of purer Cynthias, as his forefathers did before him. When
Junius wished to brand the Duke of Grafton with ineffable shame, he
charged him with having flaunted Miss Parsons before the offended
eyes of royalty; now-a-days such a reproach would seem the emptiest
oratorical truism. The royalty of virtuous womanhood is offended every
day by a procession of Miss Parsonses. Everywhere Miss Parsons is
followed and worshipped. At covert-side, on parade of Brighton, or in
lamplit gardens of Scarborough, in opera-house and on race-course,
abroad or at home--the Parsonian worship is still going on. Miss
Parsons has her matins and her vespers, her choral services at five
o'clock, her gatherings at all hours and all places. The bells are
always pealing that call the faithful of the Parsonian creed. And
woman's poor little stock of logic only enables her to frame one fatal
syllogism:
Miss Parsons is admired;
Miss Parsons is beloved;
Therefore to be like Miss Parsons is to be admirable and loveable."
When the season ended it was customary for Sir Charles Mordaunt to
rejoin his wife at Walton Hall, and it might have been believed that
after the gaieties of the winter revels, the mistress of the mansion
would seek a little rest and the quiet of the country. But no. The
country seat was always full of "fast" ladies and "fast" gentlemen.
Sporting men and people of loose characters, whom no sensible man
would admit to the presence of his wife, became the intimates of Lady
Mordaunt. In fine, the Coles, Farquhars, Johnstones, Waterfords,
Hamiltons, and the like, were "doing Lady Mordaunt's business for her,"
as I heard a London barrister express it. People began to talk about
her, and she lost the respect of her friends, who dropped off one by
one. Her poor old father, Sir Thomas Moncrieffe, while sitting in
White's Club (the only club of which the Prince of Wales is an active
member), hears his daughter's name mentioned in a very odious manner,
and that of the Prince of Wales occurs in the connection. The "Pwince,"
says one of these small wits, "is very devoted--ah--Lady Mowdaant--I
heah," and so the scandal flies. Sir Thomas is enraged, threatens the
puppy, and tells Sir Charles of the thunder in the air. Poor old man!
It is openly stated in the club that Viscount Cole and Sir Frederick
Johnstone,--the former twenty-two, and the latter thirty-two years of
age, are constant visitors to her boudoir,--as often as three times
in a day--so says Madame Scandal. Sir Frederick Johnstone is known to
be the greatest libertine in England. He is rich, of a good family,
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