Palace and Hovel; Or, Phases of London LifeKirwan, Daniel Joseph
History
Palace and Hovel; Or, Phases of London Life
Kirwan, Daniel Joseph
London (England) -- Description and travel; London (England) -- Social life and customs
A score of the members are in the Lobby talking with one another, in
an animated but not loud tone, or mayhap to some of their favored
constituents who have admission. To the right is a counter running
across an angle of the Lobby, at which ices, sandwiches, a glass of
sherry, a glass of port, or a glass of brandy--all of a good quality,
can be obtained by those of the members who do not wish to spoil a
dinner by a hearty luncheon, or who do not wish to spend the time in
going down stairs into a cosy suite of rooms, which I almost fancied
were carved out of the beautiful oak paneling, and where a dinner
nearly as good as may be found in England can be obtained at the prices
and at the hours which I give in the Bill of Fare: One o'clock--Soups:
Jardiniere, 1s.; Calf's Tail, 1s. Joints: Shoulder of Mutton, 2s.;
Steak, stewed, 2s. Entrees: Hashed Venison, 3s.; Filet Boeuf au Vin,
2s.; Mutton Cutlets piquante, 2s.; Lamb Chop, 1s. 3d. Five o'clock to
6.30--Salmon, 1s. 6d.; Sole, 1s.; White Bait, 1s.; Saddle of Mutton,
2s.; Cold Roast Beef, 1s. 3d.; Cold Boiled Beef, 1s. 3d.; Cold Lamb,
2s.; Cold Ham, 1s. 3d.; Lobster, 1s. 3d.; Ribs of Beef, 2s. At 7
o'clock, same prices. Puddings, 6d.; Tarts, 6d.; Wine Jelly, 6d.;
French Beans, 6d.; Green Peas, 6d.; Salad, 6d.; Cheese, 4d. This is the
bill of fare, for one day only, of the steward, Mr. Nicoll, who purveys
for the Lords and Commons of England in both Houses.
I give the prices as a curiosity, showing on what nutriment heroes,
statesmen, and orators are fed while attending St. Stephens, and
how much they are taxed for their food. This may be trivial to some
persons, but I contend the sum of human existence is made up of
trifles, and in England, particularly, of such substantial trifles as I
have given above. Wellington gained the battle of Waterloo because his
troops were well fed, while the raw levies, and even the Old Guard of
Napoleon, had been fighting for three days at Ligny and Quatre Bras,
and had to lie the night before Waterloo in a wet morass, hungry and
exhausted. The articles of food that I have named are to be procured
here at a cheaper rate and of better quality than anywhere else in
London, only that to enjoy the luxuries which I have enumerated at
moderate prices, it is first necessary to gain admittance to the Houses
of Parliament, which can only be done through a member's order. The
chops and steaks here are truly magnificent, and on a scale of grandeur
commensurate with the architectural pretensions of Westminster Palace.
Besides all this, away down below the bustle and eloquence of the
Commons, in those dark, quaint oak passages enclosed by marvelous
paneling, the visitor is certain to find one of the most beautiful
bar-maids in London to wait upon him--and hand him cold sherry at
sixpence a glass.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account