Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
“Weariness,” echoed she again. She glanced up at the black-faced clock
with the white figures on the church tower across the way. The sea was
on the other side of them; the foam-capped waves tossing and furling
and pursuing each other in playful frolic like myriads of lambs on a
deep blue field. There was a gay sky to match, and a gay wind, full
of an intoxicating tang, and it blew Mistress Lafone’s shot green
taffety into balloons, and silvery liquifactions, and fluttered her
light curls, and set the long amber streamers of her rustic hat flying
like pennons. She glanced back from the clock to my Lord’s face, and
her eyes danced and flickered as if the sea were in them, and suddenly
filled with huge tears.
“’Tis not the weariness, I mind,” she exclaimed with a sob. “’Tis the
cruelty!”
“Why, you poor little bird,” quoth he, tenderly compassionate. “Could
anyone be cruel to you?”
“Oh, indeed, they are, my Lord, and I can’t think how I have offended
them! Oh, the slights, the unkindnesses! And my Lady Kilcroney, your
own dear lovely lady, my Lord, what hath she against me.... Oh, I do
assure you,” cried Mrs. Lafone, raising her voice piteously, as the
measured trot of royal horses beat upon her ear. “I’ve cried myself to
sleep, night after night. And when I saw your face, ‘here’s one,’ I
said to myself, ‘who will be a little kind to me!’”
The wind--it certainly was a naughty wind, as if it, too, were a rebel
against the decorum imposed by the presence of Royalty--came rushing
up from the wide ocean and caught Mistress Lafone in a positive whirl,
seizing her with a great beat of invisible pennons as if about to fly
away with her.
“Oh! oh!” she cried. Her light figure swayed and seemed to lift. She
flung out her arms. What could my Lord do but catch her? And holding
her, what could he do, but kiss her? For there were tears on her
delicate face which melted him, and sparkles behind them which dared
him; and what’s a kiss when all is said and done?
The Royal carriage wheeled by them, and Kitty, sitting bolt upright
opposite the Queen, had a good view of her erring spouse and his
infamous companion for the whole length of the parade. It can scarcely
be credited: the culprits, as they gazed back at her, were laughing.
The matrimonial course of the Kilcroneys had been fond, but as anyone
who knew my Lady might guess, it had been variegated. She had a quick
temper, an impatient spirit, and a detestation of monotony; withal
the soundest heart in the world. So that never did couple so often
fall out, or so fervently make it up, as they. My Lord, who was of an
easy-going temperament, who loved and admired his Kitty in all her
moods, rather enjoyed these connubial storms.
“Begad,” he would say, “there never was anything to equal a dash of red
pepper for making a man enjoy the taste of the wine afterwards.”
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