Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
Miss Pamela Pounce was deposited at The White Hart, Weymouth, by the
midday coach, having slept at Dorchester.
She looked as crisp and modish as one of her own hats, as she tripped
along the parade towards my Lady Kilcroney’s lodgings, followed by a
porter who moved in a perfect grove of bandboxes.
Miss Pounce had travelled to Weymouth with a selection of hats and
heads for the tempting of her fashionable clientele. Born business
woman as she was, she carried her unerring instinct into every detail,
such as that very halt at Dorchester, which enabled her to impress
at once by her appetising freshness and her air of not having lost a
minute in providing an esteemed customer with the very latest; “piping
hot,” as she herself expressed it.
She had no hesitation in the choice of her first patroness. My Lady
Kilcroney gave the lead and Madame Mirabel’s partner only spoke the
truth when she averred that she had rather have my Lady’s custom than
that of Queen Charlotte and all the Princesses.
Softly signalling to the burthened porter to wait in the hall, Miss
Pounce nipped two special bandboxes from his grasp and herself mounted
the stairs behind Kitty’s black boy. Her Ladyship was in her bedroom.
That suited Pamela very well; in fact she had timed herself to find
Kitty in her _négligé_, perfumed from her toilet, restored by her
morning chocolate, just planning the pleasures of the day. Miss Pounce
smiled, as bending her ear she caught the sound of feminine voices and
laughter within. A discreet play of nails upon the panels remaining
unanswered, she gave one authoritative tap and entered.
Kitty, in a cloud of lace, with lavender ribbons, occupied the centre
of the apartment, throned in a high winged arm-chair. Her elbows were
on the table before her, on which were strewn divers coloured prints
and an immense heap of light-hued patterns of silk and satin. On
either side of her sat her two special cronies: Lady Anne Day and Lady
Flora Dare-Stamer. All three heads were bent together; no conspirators
planning the downfall of the Crown, could have seemed more wrapped
in mysterious colloquy. Pamela had to “hem” before her presence was
noticed. Then the faces were lifted with a start, and Miss Pounce had
no reason to complain of the effect of her unexpected appearance.
Kitty clapped her hands.
“What good wind has driven you hither, child, to-day of all days?”
“And I who was thinking,” cried Nan Day, “that I hadn’t a head to my
curls, fit to appear at Kitty’s party, for my country slut has packed
your rose tulle turban, and the Paris toque, Miss Pounce, I do assure
you, as if she was stuffing a goose!”
“As for me,” said Lady Flora, “I haven’t paid Madame Mirabel’s account
this goodness knows how long. But there--I think she knows I’m no bad
customer after all”--with her fat laugh. “And I’m sure she’ll let me
have a mode to set off my poor countenance, or I shall be lost indeed,
amid so much youth and beauty!”
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