Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
Six of the clock had just been huskily beaten out behind the great
white dial that surmounted the celebrated stables. The jolly coachman
turned half round in his seat, and winked at the gentleman in the
many-caped roquelaure who had entertained him with such racy gossip
for five hours that day, and who had not failed moreover, to season
their conversation with a brimmer at every halting place.
“What do you think o’ that for punctuality, my Lord?”
Now “my Lord” was a mere fluke--shot at quality, but for once it had
hit the bull’s eye.
The traveller, descending with care from the coach (for the last
tankard had been tightly laced and required some carrying) was nearly
run into by a brisk young lady in a grey riding coat, and black satin
hat, who exclaimed genteelly: “To be sure, sir, I crave your pardon!”
And then cried: “My Lord Kilcroney, is it indeed you!”
“Why, ’tis never Miss Pounce!” exclaimed my Lord, surveying her, as
if the last thing wanting to his joviality had now been granted him
by Fate. And, indeed, not only was Pamela Pounce vastly pleasing to
look upon--she had something of the firmness, the clear red-and-white
and the general appetising appearance of a white-heart cherry--but she
was vastly agreeable company too, as he had found out on more than one
occasion. Added to which, she had recently done him a very good turn
with his lady, as sometimes comes in the way of milliners and such
like who collect back-door gossip, and exercise back-door influence.
Withal, which certainly spoilt nothing, she was a young person of
merit; virtuous, responsible, and discreet. My Lord knew that she would
take at their proper value any little compliment or other expression of
esteem, such as the squeeze of a trim waist, an absent-minded clasp of
taper fingers, even a snatched kiss. He might get a box on the ear; he
would never be treated either to outraged sensibility, or--still more
inconvenient contingency--an undesired responsiveness.
He held Miss Pounce’s hand, and smiled down into her bright face with
something approaching enthusiasm.
“Split me, my dear, but this is a piece of good luck. And I who thought
I’d be all at my lonesome over----” he stopped, and sniffed. “What is
it?--the beef-steak pudding, and the roast capons to-night. I invite
you to supper with me, Pamela. I sent my rascal ahead to bespeak the
little oak parlour on the garden, and----”
“Thanking you kindly, my Lord,” said Miss Pounce, disengaging her hand,
and speaking with great firmness, “I dine with no gentleman in the back
parlour.”
His merry face fell.
“How now, so prudish?”
“Nay, my Lord, merely prudent. ’Tis as much as my reputation is worth.
The ladies wouldn’t like it. No, nor the landladies. The common room is
best for a common working girl like me.”
“My dear,” said Lord Kilcroney, “’tis an uncommon girl you are. You’re
in the right of it a thousand times. Faith, my Lady would be ready to
tear the wig from my head if she heard of it!”
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