Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
“’Tis the devil and all,” she thought, “that my Lord Kilcroney is so
free with his bottle; he might be of use here. If my Lady Selina thinks
she can fling off Sir Jasper as easy as she has her Colonel, she is
mighty mistaken. Such a chance doesn’t come a woman’s way twice! Silly
child, and him with an old score to pay off--and their starting off by
night and all--why, what ails the creature, to be up to such cantrips?”
thought Pamela.
She bit into her bread-and-butter, and then flung the slice away from
her. “Well, drunk or sober, my Lord will be better than nobody.”
Upon this decision Pamela shook the crumbs from her skirt, set a hand
on each hip, and holding her white chin very high in the air, made a
bee line for the snuggery whence loud sounds of mirth proclaimed the
presence of convivial company.
Here she found my Lord, with a long clay pipe in one hand, and cool
tankard in the other, hilariously setting the tune to a roaring chorus
consisting of a lumpish young squire, a land surveyor and the local
doctor. My Lord was more than exhilarated, as Pamela saw at the first
glance. He went on melodiously chanting and beating time, while the
others, staring at the handsome girl, fell dumb, and young Squire Pitt,
all one purple blush, began bashfully to draw himself out of his chair.
“My Lord--my Lord Kilcroney!” began Pamela with an unwonted sense of
discomfiture, “I crave a word apart with your Lordship.”
But before she could make her voice heard, she was unceremoniously
thrust aside by Mr. Landlord himself.
“And, craving _your_ pardon,” he chided, “this is no place for young
gals. Doctor Dawson, sir, you’re wanted.”
A dark man in a scratch wig, with a long bony face, and a restless
protruding jaw, jumped up from his corner, and came forward.
“What’s happened?” quoth he, feeling about his pockets with big knuckly
hands that made Pamela shudder.
“Why, will you step outside, sir. Gentleman hurt through the leg.”
“Odds my bones, I’ve left it at home. You’ll have to send little Jimmy
for my instrument-case. What’s happened, I say?”
The landlord wagged his head slyly, pinching his lips together, and
made a thrusting gesture with his right forefinger; then he tapped the
same finger on the side of his rubicund nose.
The doctor gave a short laugh; and, with a not altogether steady step,
suffered himself to be led down the passage.
Lord Kilcroney imitated the double gesture with his pipe-stem and
sprang to his feet.
“Now, glory be to God,” said he, “if I had known there was such a
diversion on hand----” Here he seemed suddenly to become aware that
Miss Pounce’s presence in the snuggery portended something distinctly
unusual. As he stared at her with a flicker of returning acuteness in
his amiable eye, she seized the opportunity.
“For God’s sake, my Lord, give me a moment apart.”
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