Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
“Thursday, if Mr. Stafford doesn’t bring him along all innocent! He,
with his handsome lady on his arm, up from Windsor for the day, to buy
her a stylish head for a Christmas present. And, ‘What are you doing,
looking in at a hat-shop window, Bellairs,’ says he, laughing and
joking (’tis his way, my dear, a very agreeable gentleman!) ‘Gad,’
says he, ‘you’ve not got a wife to run you up bills! Your chinkers goes
hopping out on hosses and dice and cards, and what not! Selfish fellows
you bachelors are!’ And Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs, bowing to Mr. Stafford
and declaring he only wished he had other people’s luck--and indeed,
Miss Smithson, Mrs. Stafford is a real beauty!--but all the while, my
dear, who is he looking at and ogling and taking occasion to whisper
to--but Miss Pounce, if you please! And if I didn’t see the way her
kerchief lace was quivering with the palpitation of her heart, and her
hands shaking as she took down heads for Mrs. Stafford and held them up
for her--well, my name’s not Popple.”
Miss Smithson leant over the sulky coal fire and lifted the saucepan
from the hob to refill her glass. Her own hands shook. That Pamela was
a disgrace and would bring discredit on the whole house of Mirabel! She
felt it in her bones.
“You may say so, dear.” As her friend drank, Polly Popple tendered her
own tumbler for replenishment, murmuring parenthetically, however:
(“Not a drop more, love. I never did hold with stimulants, only you
were so pressing and it is a foggy night, I won’t deny, and a drop of
cordial, a mere medical precaution, so to speak)--you may say so,” the
slighted young lady of the bonnet department took up her theme with
fresh gusto. “And you’d say so a million times more if you had seen
them to-day. For Mr. Jocelyn comes in with my Lady Kilcroney--and oh!
the bold brazenness of it!--there he stands behind my Lady’s chair
and Pounce--La! I declare I’d have been sorry for her if she wasn’t
what she is, the baggage--red and white and not knowing where to put
her eyes with him signalling to her. Yes, and if he did not thrust a
letter into her hand as I went out, you may set me down a liar. And her
stuffing it into her kerchief under my very nose!”
“Don’t, dear, don’t,” moaned Miss Smithson, beating the air with her
bony hand. Then, after a long pause, during which she seemed to be
painfully bringing her virginal mind to confront the awful pictures
just presented to it, she went on acridly: “There’ll be a bust up. When
a girl comes to that _pint_ of disreputableness things is bound to
happen. It can’t go on like this--you mark my words.”
Now, strangely enough, barring the inexactitude of the premise, such a
conclusion had just formed itself in Pamela’s own mind.
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