Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
“Why, zounds!” exclaimed Sir Jasper, after he had ruminated a while.
“It seems that more hangs on this betting to-night than the virtue of
Miss, after all. What? The farm that we Standishes from grandfather
down have vainly been trying to get hold of. That’s a fine idea of
yours, Grinder, odds my life, it is! A thousand guineas besides, and
as fine an armful--hark ye, Devlin, did ye notice her this morning in
church, as neat as a chestnut filly? Foh! There’s blood in her, sir,
there’s blood in her, or I’m no judge----”
He broke off. ’Twas a dashed superior smile on young puppy’s face. What
made the fellow so cocksure, in the name of all that was sly? A sudden
thought struck him.
“Look you here, Master Bellairs,” cried he, with a muffled roar. “No
collusion! No putting your head and Miss Pounce’s together to do me out
of a thousand guineas! Eh, Devlin? Eh, Grinder? No blanked tricks!”
Jocelyn’s nostrils quivered scornfully.
“I give you my word of honour, Sir Jasper,” said he, “to have no
communication in private with the young lady till your week is out.”
“Come, come!” said Sir James. “Split me, Jasper, we’re all gentlemen
here!”
The smile on the face of Mr. Bellairs became accentuated.
“I’m ready to give Sir Jasper any guarantee,” said he.
“Deuce take him! He’s like a fellow with a card up his sleeve!” thought
Sir Jasper. “Word of honour, or no word of honour, I’ll make Devlin
keep watch for me.”
When they went upstairs to the splendid, neglected drawing-room where
Lady Barbara Flyte, her niece, Miss Lesbia Ogle, and Mrs. Colonel
Dashwood were waiting to pour out tea for them, Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs
showed himself in high spirits.
“Ah, Pamela, my girl!” cried he to himself, “that was an angry look
you cast at me across your prayer-book this morning, a monstrous,
unpeaceful kind of look to a man of good will; but if this day’s work
has not wiped out old scores--A ‘filly,’ he called you. Aye, you’ll
come over the fence as clean as a bird. I’ve no fear of you, my
splendid girl, and you’ll be kinder to me, I dare swear, when next we
meet; but that won’t be this day week, at any lodging paid for by Sir
Jasper.”
* * * * *
“Why, la, Sir Jasper, what a merry tune!” And “Oh, Sir Jasper, what a
strange, pretty place!” And, “Why, Sir Jasper, ’tis the most Christmas
sight I’ve ever beheld!” And, “Pray, pray, Sir Jasper, don’t ask me
to trip it with your country bumpkins, for I vow and protest I could
never pick up those vulgar steps!” And, “Oh, Aunt Bab, do but look at
the pink roses in Goody’s cap!” And, “Oh, Miss Ogle, you’re nowhere, I
declare, beside Miss in feathers yonder, plucked from the old turkey
before mother put it in the pot.” “You’re too droll, Mrs. Dashwood!”
“Do you think, Sir Jasper, the buck in the top-boots would have me for
his partner if I simpered ever so sweet upon him?”
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