Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
“’Tis the frantickest widower I ever met. Mourn, quotha! ‘How shall
I survive?’ is all his cry, and to see him going on that way, you’d
scarce give him a sennight.”
“Psha!” said Kitty. “Such frantick fits never last. I give him a
sennight, my Lord, to--to dry his eyes and look about for number two.”
“’Pon me honour, Kitty, you’re out of it! Didn’t she extract a promise
from him, the dying angel, that he’d never look at woman again, and as
for marriage----”
“And if that isn’t Julia all over!” cried Kitty indignantly. “And he
with five children! A man of Sir Jasper’s temperament! Tush! Pooh! And
were I on my death-bed, Denis, ’twould be the last of my wishes to lay
such a monstrous bit of nonsense on your spirits. Why, ’twould be but
tempting you to perjury. Yes, you--or any other man. ‘Look out for a
well-bred creature, pray,’ I would say, ‘and a healthy, that she be
kind to our little Denis, and pick her sensible, for the Lord’s sake.’
Now, Sir Jasper, mark my words ... I give him a week to bellow, and,
after that--observe me--he will be found at such common, low places as
a cockfight, or a bruising match, with a kerchief high about his neck,
and a hat down on his eyes. And he will, like as not, make expeditions
to Bristol and Plymouth, where he is less known, and where a man may
attend a bit of sport without his friends’ eyes upon him. Do I not
know your masculine ways, my Lord? And by and by he will be found at
the clubs, at the cards, and the betting; and however lugubrious he
may show his countenance, and however sadly he may heave his sigh when
he first appears, ’twill wear off marvellous! And oh, and oh,” cried
Kitty, breaking into wrathful laughter, “then there will be never such
a buck on the town, nor one with such an eye for petticoats, as your
disconsolate widower!”
“’Tis a biting tongue ye have in your head, me darling,” said
Kilcroney, half admiring, half displeased.
“Before the year is out,” concluded my Lady triumphantly, “’twill be
the duty of all his friends, aye, and of poor dear Julia’s, who care
for the welfare of her children, to see that he is safe wed. I shall
look to it myself, I owe it to the memory of poor dear Julia!”
Kitty broke off. Her glance roamed. A frown corrugated her white
forehead. Kilcroney saw that she was mentally seeking, among all her
acquaintance, for a substitute with the desired qualifications.
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