Bp. Van Mill-dirt is collated to a Dinnery for telling which side his bread is buttered on in the dark. ***** Published for the Benefit of the Clergy, THE ART OF CONDUCTING WAR ON CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES. Shortly will be published, for the Use of Schools, ***** PRIESTIANITY and CHRISTIANITY COMPARED; or, A Parallel between the Principles of Christianity and the Practice of Priestianity. ***** EMPERIAL PALAVERMENT HOUSE OF TOPS.--Whenstheday. Ordered, That after the adjournment of the House to-day, strangers be accommodated with seats until the sitting of the House to-morrow.--Adjourned. ***** HOUSE OF BOTTOMS. Moved and Seconded, That the following words he stereotyped by the printer to the House, and sent to all the newspapers for the convenience of reporting the Manager's speeches, viz. "He should not follow the hon. member into any of the various points of his extended speech, but content himself with moving an adjournment, resting fully satisfied upon the wisdom of the House for a proper decision of the question when it came regularly before them."--Agreed to without a division.--Adjourned.-- ***** Substance of the Bills for Restraining the Press.--Kneor Gagret, the pseudo ump alor al'Ainbassadereux, roseat ul purpe et Suheance du Balles au Pres,--Volumptuanuni et geordibus non et est ecclaribus tandem etpriorus au clericus pooribus, that is to say, Castigatus videm Literorumme-a'-Presserorumme-a'-Exposerumet vi al quid o'tobacce au sycophantussum hark! Contriorium, etc. etc.!!! ***** Receipt to make an Attorney-General.--Take a _little_ man with an eye to his preferment. It is not necessary that he should be much of a lawyer, provided that he be a _Rat_. He must have docility sufficient to do any thing; and _if the period should arrive, when power can make rules and laws for the evident purpose of gratifying malignity_, he should be one who should be ready to advise or consent to _the creation of new cases, and be able to defend new remedies for them_, though they militate against every principle of reason, equity, and justice.--Rolliad, p. 433. ***** [Advertisement.]--Real Brunswick Man sent (carriage free) from the Horse Guards to all parts of the Kingdom, at an hour's notice. [Advertisement.]--We are authorized to contradict a report that Mr. Vansittart, in his Speech at the last Bible Society Meeting, endeavoured to induce the members to refrain from the purchase of shares and tickets in the ensuing Lottery. [Advertisement.]--Connoisseurs in the Arts of Design will be gratified to hear, that an assemblage of the Old Masters in different states, will shortly be submitted to the hammer. ***** PROMOTION.--The Press to be the Board of Confront. BIRTH. At the Den, in Bridge-street, John Reeves, esq. M.B.S.G. of a Ten Pound Note. It is not supposed he can recover. MARRIAGE.