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“Oh, let them go,” said Burnham. “I haven’t seen Charlie so well for
months. The excitement is innocent, and much better than he will get in
the streets.” While they were talking, Kendrick was very unceremoniously
walking up and down the drawing-room with his hands behind him. Pretty
soon he stopped short before the company.
“Burnham,” said he, “we are old fogies. We’ve let the world get way
ahead of us. I saw a sight to-day such as I never expected to see, to
say the least.”
“Oh, you were over there too, were you? Do tell us about it,” said his
wife.
“Why there were tables set for over fifty—snowy linen, napkins, silver
forks, beautiful white china, and I’ll swear if most of the men didn’t
eat as decorously as those at my own table.”
“I shouldn’t have thought they would like spectators,” said Burnham.
“Spectators! Bless your soul! I was invited to lunch with them.”
“Goodness! Did you ever hear of such assurance! What did you do?” asked
Mrs. Burnham.
“Why, I accepted.” The ladies both uttered exclamations of amazement.
“What could I do? There was Frauenstein just about to sit down. I
couldn’t pretend I had lunched. Everybody knew better, and wherever
Frauenstein could hob-nob, I ought to be able to.”
“But you couldn’t eat anything, of course,” said Mrs. Burnham.
“On the contrary, I had a very satisfactory lunch. In the first place,
the coffee was as good as I ever tasted anywhere. The beef was roasted
to a turn, the gravy perfect, and the baked potatoes also; and as for
the bread, Mrs. Kendrick, I would much like to see as good in my own
house.”
“Why, how on earth could it be done? A Chinaman beggar couldn’t do all
that!”
“Yes, he’s a cook; besides there’s a French baker in the gang of
workmen, and he showed the Chinaman how to make the bread and the
coffee.”
“For my part, I think Frauenstein will get himself into a scrape. What
will Ely & Gerrish’s men say? There’s nobody to give them such a dinner
every day. Why, don’t you see it will raise wages?”
“Oh, no, Burnham; no gift about it. The men built the kitchen and tables
at odd hours, and they pay for the food just what it costs, with enough
over to make up the Chinaman’s salary.”
“Why, it is that horrid dirty Chinaman, I hear, that we used to see
about the street trying to sell matches,” said Mrs. Burnham.
“No dirt about him now. He had clean new clothes, his cue neatly
braided, and his skin, and even his nails, were as clean as yours or
mine.”
“And the conversation was very edifying, I suppose,” said Mrs. Burnham.
“Just about as good as the average. I’ll be blest if I haven’t heard
worse at my own table. To be sure, some of them spoke bad English. One
of them, at the further end of the table, where Frauenstein and I sat,
got up, and asked to speak, if his fellow-workmen and the distinguished
guests were willing.”
“That was putting it rather neat,” said Burnham. “He made a telling
speech in very good English.”
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