The strangers happened to be sitting on the porch when the Judge rode
homeward on his sore-footed purchase. They noted how tenderly the
Barred Twin Diamond sorrel walked, and promptly retired to the bar and
made a fast friend of the bartender.
That afternoon the younger of the two hard-looking characters, the
gray-eyed man, became exceedingly intoxicated and quarrelled with his
swarthy friend who remained quite sober. The friend endeavoured to get
him to bed--they had taken a room at the hotel--but the drunken one ran
away. For a gentleman overcome by drink he ran remarkably well.
He was discovered an hour later in Mr. Archer's corral, making
hysterical endeavours to climb the fence, and bawling that he was being
detained against his will and would presently make a sieve of the
individual who had hidden the gate. To which end he flourished a
six-shooter.
Mr. Archer opened the gate and invited the tippler to come out. But
this he refused to do, and offered to fight Mr. Archer rough-and-tumble
or with knives on a blanket.
Mr. Archer, with an eye to future patronage, did not send for the
marshal. He sent for the man's friend. When the swarthy one appeared,
the other immediately sheathed his six-shooter, burst into maudlin
tears, and fell on his neck. Weeping bitterly, he was led away to the
hotel and to bed.
"I've seen drunks," observed a plump dance-hall girl, "but I never seen
one as full as he is that could walk so good. His licker only seems to
hit him from the belt up."
"Oh, there's drunks an' drunks," sagely replied Mr. Archer. "When
yo're as old as I am, Clarice, yuh won't wonder at nothin' a drunk
does."
When the two strangers were in their room with the door shut the
younger one lay down on his cot and stuffed the end of a blanket into
his mouth. His whole big frame shook with uproarious mirth. He kicked
the cot with his boot-toes and bounced up and down. His friend laughed
silently.
"Telescope," whispered the man on the bed, when he could open his mouth
without yelling, "Telescope, I got it all. They's five hosses in that
corral o' Archer's, all of 'em sore-footed an' all branded Barred Twin
Diamond. It's done mighty slick, too. Yuh can't hardly tell it ain't
the real thing. An' one of 'em, a black with two white stockings, I
can swear to like I can to that sorrel the bartender said the Judge
bought. I've rode 'em both."
"Sleeck work," breathed Laguerre. "I kin sw'ar to dat sorrel, too. I
know heem, me. He ees six year old, un dat red one I see een de
corral, I know heem. I bust heem a t'ree-year old. He ees five now.
But de odders I not so shore."
"It don't matter. They're all Scotty's horses. That's a cinch."
"I won'er eef de rest back een de heel. W'at you t'ink?"
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