Loudon, not wholly easy in his mind, went in search of Judge Allison.
He found him in the Sweet Dreams Saloon telling a funny story to the
bartender. The Judge was an approachable person. Loudon had no
difficulty in scraping an acquaintance with him. Half-an-hour's
conversation disclosed the fact that the Judge's hobby was the horse.
Loudon talked horse and its diseases till he felt that his brain was in
danger of developing a spavin.
Judge Allison warmed to the young man. Here was a fellow that knew
horses. By Jove, yes! Reluctantly the Judge admitted to himself that
Loudon's knowledge of breeding secrets far exceeded his own. In a land
where horses are usually bred haphazard such an individual is rare.
The Judge took Loudon home with him in order to pursue his favourite
subject to its lair. Which lair was the Judge's office, where, cheek
by jowl with "Coke upon Littleton" and Blackstone's ponderous volumes,
were books on the horse--war, work, and race.
"It's astonishing, sir," pronounced the Judge, when his negro had
brought in a sweating jug of what the Judge called cocktails, "truly
astonishing what vile poison is served across our bars. And I say
'vile' with feeling. Why, until I imported my own brands from the East
my stomach was perpetually out of order. I very nearly died. Have
another? No? Later, then. Well, sir, my name is Allison, Henry B.
Allison, Judge of this district. What may I call you, sir?"
"Franklin, Judge, Ben Franklin," replied Loudon, giving the name he had
given the landlord of the hotel.
"Any relation of Poor Richard?" twinkled the Judge.
"Who was he?" queried Loudon, blankly.
"A great man, a very great man. He's dead at present."
"He would be. Fellah never is appreciated till he shuffles off."
"We live in an unappreciative world, Mr. Franklin. I know. I ought
to. A judge is never appreciated, that is, not pleasantly. Why, last
year I sentenced Tom Durry for beating his wife, and Mrs. Tom
endeavoured to shoot me the day after Tom was sent away. The mental
processes of a woman are incomprehensible. Have another cocktail?"
"No more, thanks, Judge. I've had a-plenty. Them cocktail jiggers
ain't strong or nothin'. Oh, no! Two or three more of 'em an' I'd go
right out an' push the house over. I'm feelin' fine now. Don't want
to feel a bit better. Ever go huntin', Judge?"
"No, I don't. I used to. Why?"
"I was just a-wonderin'. Yuh see, me an' my friend are thinkin' o'
prospectin' the Fryin' Pans, an' we was a-wonderin' how the game was.
Don't want to pack much grub if we can help it."
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