"Then again," rushed on Scotty, deeply engrossed in his subject, "it
ain't noways necessary for yuh to marry her. All yuh got to do is give
O'Leary the run. Chase him off--see? I've been thinkin' some serious
o' doin' it myself, but I'd have to beef him, an' that wouldn't suit
Dorothy. A lady don't like it none to have her admirers shot up. It
only makes her more set to have 'em. But you, Tom, could go about it
in a nice, refined way, an' get Dorothy to likin' yuh better'n she does
O'Leary, an' there yuh are. No blood's spilt, an' the lady is saved."
"But s'pose she didn't cotton to me for a cent?"
"Yuh got to risk that, o' course. But you can win out over O'Leary,
I'll gamble on that."
"But why am I elected? Why me at all?"
"Well, say, yuh'd ought to be ashamed o' yoreself, raisin' objections
thisaway. Here I am, tryin' to help out as nice a little girl as ever
breathed, an' yuh got to kick. Selfish, I call it. Can't yuh see I'm
tryin' to do you a good turn, too? There's gratitude for yuh! Well,
it's like I always said: Old folks is never appreciated, no matter what
they do. Yes, sir, I might 'a' saved my breath. Dorothy, she talked
just like you do, only worse."
"What--why, you ain't been talkin' about this to Dor--Miss Burr, have
yuh?" demanded Loudon in horror.
"Why, shore I did," said Scotty, placidly. "I feel like a father to
her, so why not? I didn't say much. I just told her O'Leary was a pup
an' a sheepman an' not fit for her to wipe her feet on, an' why didn't
she take a shine to some other gent for a change? She says, 'Who, for
instance?' An' I says, 'Tom Loudon,' an' that's as far as I got. She
goes up in the air like a pony, instanter."
"Which I should say she might. You had yore nerve, ringin' me into it!
Ain't yuh got no sense at all?"
"Lots. Yo're the witless one. If yuh had any brains yuh'd take my
advice."
"I can't now, even if I wanted to."
"Shore yuh can. She spoke to yuh all right this aft'noon, didn't she?"
"Yes, but----"
"Well, I'd given her my opinion o' things just about twenty minutes
before yuh met me at the corral. So, yuh see, she wasn't mad at you.
She wasn't really mad at me. I seen the twinkle in her eye all the
time she was givin' me fits. Why, look here, Tom, when she says, 'Who,
for instance?' I couldn't think o' nobody but you. It was impulse, it
was, an' impulses are always right. Wouldn't be impulses if they
wasn't.
"So there y'are. Yuh don't have to marry each other if yuh don't want
to. Shore not. But yuh'd ought to give each other a whirl anyway.
Yuh might hit it off amazin'. I'm bettin' yuh will, I don't care what
either o' yuh say."
Loudon, divided between anger and horrified amazement, was speechless.
Scotty Mackenzie was more than astounding. He was hopelessly
impossible.
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