Paradise Garden: The Satirical Narrative of a Great ExperimentGibbs, George
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Paradise Garden: The Satirical Narrative of a Great Experiment
Gibbs, George
Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Satire
Una promptly made room for her on the window sill, a wise bit of
generalship which forced the enemy at once into polite subterfuge.
"It's _so_ nice to see you, Una dear. How did you manage to escape
from all your tiresome work at the Mission?"
"I could do it very nicely this week-end," said Una cheerfully. "Why
haven't you been to any of the committee meetings?"
"It has been _so_ warm. And of course while _you_ are in charge we all
know that everything _must_ be going right."
"It's kind of you to say so. You know, wonderful things have been
happening at the Mission. We're building a day nursery on the next
block to help the working women. Jerry has been awfully kind. Of
course you knew about it."
"Yes, of course," said Marcia, not turning a hair.
She lied. I knew that Jerry had kept the matter secret even from
Marcia. I figured that the revelation must have been something of a
shock to one of her intriguing nature, but she covered her grievance
skillfully.
"Jerry is very generous," she said sweetly. "Do tell me about it."
Here Jerry blundered in rather sheepishly. "Oh, I say, Una, that's a
secret, you know."
"Oh, is it?" said Una innocently. "I can't see why. Marcia knows.
Everybody ought to. It was such a splendid thing to do."
"Jerry is so modest," said Marcia.
"The plans are simply adorable," Una went on quickly. "You know,
Jerry, we simply had to have that open-air school on the roof. You
know, you didn't object--"
"N--no--of course," said Jerry, shifting his feet.
"And the ward for nursing babies--we _did_ put those windows in the
west wall. You know we were a little uncertain about that."
"So we were," echoed Jerry dismally.
This was merely the preliminary skirmish with Una's outposts holding
their positions close to the enemy's lines. But Marcia was not to be
daunted. She opened fire immediately.
"It's simply _dear_ of you, Una, to take so much interest in the work.
I'm sure Jerry must have frightful difficulties in managing to spend
his income. But to have his _oldest friend_ to help him must relieve
him of a tremendous burden of responsibility."
The outposts withdrew to the main line of skirmirshers and there
opened fire again, from cover.
"It isn't so much a matter of friendship as of real interest in the
needs of the community, you know. Anyone else would do quite as well
as I; for instance, you, Marcia."
"But you see," Marcia countered coolly, "I haven't known Jerry
_nearly_ so long as you have."
"Haven't you?"
"I don't think so. Have I, Jerry?"
Jerry evaded the issue with some skill.
"Friendships aren't reckoned in terms of time," he put in with a short
laugh. "If they were I'd be the most solitary person under the sun."
Marcia merely smiled, saying nothing, and when she joined the talk of
another group I saw Una's gaze following her curiously.
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