Paradise Garden: The Satirical Narrative of a Great ExperimentGibbs, George
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Paradise Garden: The Satirical Narrative of a Great Experiment
Gibbs, George
Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Satire
In hearing from Jack Ballard's own lips the story of Jerry Benham's
first appearance in Broadway I was forcibly reminded of the opening
cantos of the Divine Comedy where Dante follows the shade of Virgil
into the abyss of hell. I had not let Jerry know of my presence in New
York, for I believed that he would have wanted me with him and did not
care to be placed in a position to refuse him. Indeed I can give no
reason for my visit except the very plausible one that, my work going
badly, I felt the need of a change. Jack was much amused at my sudden
appearance one morning at his apartments, but welcomed me warmly
enough, giving the pledge of secrecy I demanded.
"Oh, it's been perfectly ripping," he said, when we were seated,
fairly bubbling over with delectable reminiscences. "He's like a
newly-hatched chicken, all fluffy and clean, a little batty-eyed and
groggy but intensely curious about everything."
"Has he asked any questions?"
"Millions of 'em, like balls from a Roman candle. He shoots 'em at
every angle and some of 'em hit."
"You've taken him about?" I asked.
"Yes, but he doesn't exactly comprehend the meaning and purposes of
his clubs. I took him in one of them, the most select, on several
afternoons. The same fellows were always sitting around a window
looking out, others, older ones, were asleep in armchairs. I didn't
offer him anything to drink and we sat there, watching the chaps in
the window and listening to their talk. The conversation was not
brilliant."
"'Do these gentlemen do this all the time?' asked Jerry softly.
"'Yes, almost all the time.'
"'Don't they ever get tired of looking out of the window?'
"'They don't seem to. It's restful to watch other people working.'
"'But don't they _do_ anything else?'
"'Not much. They're rich.'
"'And the others, the old gentlemen asleep in the chairs, are they
rich too?'
"'Yes, rich too, but tired.'
"'Tired of being rich?'
"'Perhaps.'
"'I see.'
"He was quiet for a long while and then: 'What a horrible waste of
opportunity!'
"I thought this was the psychological moment to put in my brief for
the governor.
"'It certainly is. Luckily you've got a career waiting for you.'
"'But if riches only lead to this, Uncle Jack, I'm pretty sure I'd
much rather be poor.'
"'There isn't much chance of your getting _that_ wish,' I laughed.
"'Well, I could give my money away,' he said. I looked at him
quickly, for his tone was very earnest.
"'That won't do, my boy. Indiscriminate giving may be very injurious.'
"'I can't understand that.'
"A few nights later a beggar touched his arm as he passed. The man
said he was hungry and looked it. Jerry gave him his pocketbook. The
fellow glanced at the pocketbook and then at Jerry as though he
thought the boy was crazy and bolted without a word. Jerry watched him
out of sight. 'Might at least have said "Thank you,"' he murmured. He
didn't speak of giving away money for awhile.
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