Paradise Garden: The Satirical Narrative of a Great ExperimentGibbs, George
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Paradise Garden: The Satirical Narrative of a Great Experiment
Gibbs, George
Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Satire
"_Con amore?_" he asked, looking up from his oatmeal.
"Yes," I said calmly, for not until this moment had I guessed the
truth. "_Con amore_," I repeated. "I could hardly have hoped, if Miss
Marcia Van Wyck had not come to the neighborhood, that you would have
done me the honor of a visit."
It was a random shot, but it struck home, for he reddened ever so
slightly.
"How did you know? Who--who told you?" he stammered awkwardly.
"I think it must have been the cravat," I laughed.
"It _was_ a good guess," he said rather sheepishly (I suppose because
he hadn't said anything to me about her).
"She was tired of town. She's opening Briar Hills for a week or so.
Awfully nice girl, Roger. You've got to meet her right away."
"I shall be delighted," I remarked.
"She knows all about you. Oh, she's clever. You'll like her. Reads
pretty deep sort of stuff and can talk about anything."
"An intellectual attraction!" I commented. "Very interesting, and of
course rare."
"Very. We don't agree, you know, on a lot of things. She's way beyond
me in the modern philosophies. She's an artist, too--understands color
and its uses and all that sort of thing. She's very fine, Roger, and
good. Fond of nature. She wants to see my specimens. I'm going to have
her over soon. We could have a little dinner, couldn't we? She has a
companion, Miss Gore, sort of a poor relation. She's not very pretty,
and doesn't like men, but she's cheerful when she's expected to be.
You sha'n't care, shall you?"
"Yes, I shall care," I growled, "but I'll do it if you don't mind my
not dressing. I haven't a black suit to my name."
"Oh, that doesn't matter. Very informal, you know."
The motor was already buzzing in the driveway and he wasted little
time over his eggs.
"Fix it for tomorrow night, will you, Roger?" he flung at me from the
doorway as he slipped into his great coat. "Nothing elaborate, you
know; just a sound soup, entree, roast, salad and dessert. And for
wines, the simplest, say sherry, champagne and perhaps some port."
"Shall you be back to luncheon?" I inquired.
"No; dinner, perhaps. G'by!" And he was down the steps and in the
machine, which went roaring down the drive, cut-out wide, making the
fair winter morning hideous with sound. I stood in the doorway
watching, until only a cloud of blue vapor where the road went through
into the trees remained to mark the exit of the Perfect Man.
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