Parkhurst Boys, and Other Stories of School LifeReed, Talbot Baines
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Parkhurst Boys, and Other Stories of School Life
Reed, Talbot Baines
Schools -- Fiction
I glanced hurriedly down my paper. Question 1 was on one of those
subjects which had escaped my observation. Question 2 was a piece of
translation I did not recognise as occurring in the Greek book I had got
up, and yet I thought I had been thoroughly through it. Question 3--
well, no one would be able to answer that. Question 4--oh, horrors!
another of those little points I had meant to polish off. Thus I
glanced from top to bottom of the paper. Here and there I fancied I
might be able to give some sort of answer, but as for the rest, I was in
despair. I dashed my pen into the ink, and wrote my name at the head of
a sheet of paper, and ruled a line underneath it. Then I dug my fingers
in my hair, and waited for an inspiration. It was a long time coming.
In the meantime I glanced round at the other three. They were all
writing hard, and Wilton already had one sheet filled. Somehow the
sight of Wilton reminded me of the moth he had spoken of. I wondered if
it was a finer specimen than I had got at home--mine had blue wings and
a horn. Funny insects moths were! I wondered if the doctor used to
collect them when he was a boy. The doctor must be nearly sixty now.
Jolly to be a doctor, and have nothing to do but examine fellows! I
wondered if Walker's father had written him a letter, and what sort of
nib he (Walker) must be writing with, with such a peculiar squeak--
rather like a frog's squeak. I wouldn't mind being a frog for some
things; must be jolly to be equally at home on dry ground or in water!
Fancy eating frogs! Our French master was getting more short-tempered
than ever.
And so I rambled on, while the paper in front of me remained empty.
The inspirations never came. The hours whizzed past, and my penholder
was nibbled half away. In vain I searched the ceilings, and my thumb-
nails; they gave me no help. In vain I read over the examination paper
a score of times. It was all question and no answer there. In vain I
stared at the doctor as he sat quietly writing; he had no ideas for me.
In vain I tried to count, from where I sat, how many sheets Johnson had
filled; that did not help to fill mine. Then I read my questions over
again, very closely, and was in the act of wondering who first decided
that p's should turn one way in print and q's another, when the doctor
said, "Half an hour more!"
I was electrified. I madly began answering questions at random.
Anything to get my paper filled. But, fast as I wrote, I could not keep
pace with Wilton, whose pen flew along the paper; and he, I knew, was
writing what would get him marks while I was writing rubbish. Presently
my attention was diverted by watching Walker gather up and pin together
his papers. I looked at my watch. Five minutes more. At the same time
the doctor took out his. I could not help wondering if it was a Geneva
or an English watch, and whether it had belonged to his father before
him, as mine had. Ah! my father, my poor father and mother!
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