Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. I
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. I
Parodies
"This babbler! is he not to blame?
Or will he, in the cycled course
Of Time, with circumstance and force
Invest this nothing of a name?"
And one his thought would thus declare,
"Our fooling makes this fellow blithe,
He joys to see conjecture writhe
And flutter in the wordy snare."
Thereat one wiselier--"Watch and see
(When Time be ripe, which now is rathe)
His Titan-touch unfold the swathe
That darkly wraps the great 'To be.'"
Shine forth yet undiscovered star!
Shed largess of all precious balms!
We dimly grope with vacant palms
And wondering wait thy Avatar.
Thou cam'st by Prejudice withstood
In vain, and lulling doubt to sleep:
But one--yet two in one--the cheap
Divinely wedded to the good.
A thing of beauty, form combined
With soul phlogistic, sent to cloy
Our Æon, with Promethean joy:--
A joy from central darkness mined.
Of regions haunted by the Hun;
Thence baled with cost of countless gold
To Lambeth's marish, and in mould
Of seeming-waxen tapers run:
Whose radiance is as that of moons
Innumerous, making day of night;
With most intensity of light,
Emblazing fashion's gay saloons.
When sound of midnight morrice rings
On floor and roof, and all is noise,
Of jubilant Ophicleids, hautboys,
Clear twanging harp, and fiddle strings.
And shapes of silver-bosomed girls,
In bacchant revel wheeling, trace
The waltz with sweet disordered grace
Of twinkling feet and flashing curls.
* * * * *
IN MEMORIAM TECHNICAM.
I count it true which sages teach--
That passion sways not with repose,
That love, confounding these with those,
Is ever welding each with each.
And so when time has ebbed away,
Like childish wreaths too lightly held,
The song of immemorial eld
Shall moan about the belted bay,
Where slant Orion slopes his star,
To swelter in the rolling seas,
Till slowly widening by degrees,
The grey climbs upward from afar,
And golden youth and passion stray
Along the ridges of the strand--
Not far apart, but hand in hand--
With all the darkness danced away!
_Vere Vereker's Vengeance._ By Thomas Hood, the younger, 1865.
* * * * *
A NEW CHRISTMAS SONG.
(Adapted to the Times from In Memoriam).
_Apropos of the wet winter of_ 1872.
Wring out the clouds in that damp sky,
Which all this year so drear have made,
If, for the weather's clerk, her trade
A weather-washerwoman ply.
Wring out the old, wring in the new,
Wring, weather-washerwoman, so,
That wet shod if the Old Year must go
The New may damps and dumps eschew.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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