Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. I
General
Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. I
Parodies
NOTE.--Poets Laureate, with the dates of their
appointment:--Benjamin Jonson, 1615-16; Sir William Davenant, 1638;
John Dryden, 1670; Thomas Shadwell, 1688; Nahum Tate, 1692; Nicholas
Rowe, 1715; Lawrence Eusden, 1718; Colley Cibber, 1730; William
Whitehead, 1757; Thomas Warton, 1785; Henry James Pye, 1790; Robert
Southey, 1813; William Wordsworth, 1843; and Alfred Tennyson, 19th
November, 1850.
Continuing in this strain for another fifty lines, the Poet credits the
Prince with every conceivable virtue, after which, as a contrast, it is
almost a relief to turn to some parody, less ideal, and less heroic.
THESE to his memory--since he held them dear,
Perchance as finding there unwittingly
Some picture of himself--I dedicate,
I dedicate, I consecrate with smiles--
These Idle Lays--
Indeed, He seemed to me
Scarce other than my own ideal liege,
Who did not muchly care to trouble take;
But his concern was, comfortable ease
To dress in well-cut tweeds, in doeskin suits,
In pants of patterns marvellous to see;
To smoke good brands; to quaff rare vintages;
To feed himself with dainty meats withal;
To sport with Amaryllis in the shade;
To toy with what Neræa calls _her_ hair;
And, in a general way, to happy be,
If possible, and always debonair;
Who spoke few wise things; did some foolish ones;
Who was good-hearted, and by no means stiff;
Who loved himself as well as any man;
He who throughout his realms to their last isle
Was known full well, whose portraiture was found
In ev'ry album.
We have lost him; he is gone;
We know him now; ay, ay, perhaps too well,
For now we see him as he used to be,
How shallow, larky, genial-hearted, gay;
With how much of self-satisfaction blessed--
Not swaying to this faction nor to that,
Because, perhaps, he neither understood;
Not making his high place a Prussian perch
Of War's ambition, but the vantage ground
Of comfort; and through a long tract of years,
Wearing a bouquet in his button-hole;
Once playing a thousand nameless little games,
Till communistic cobblers gleeful danced,
And democratic delvers hissed, "Ha! ha!"
Who dared foreshadow,, then, for his own son
A looser life, one less distraught than his?
Or how could Dilkland, dreaming of _his_ sons,
Have hoped less for them than some heritance
Of such a life, a heart, a mind as thine,
Thou noble Father of her Kings to be--
If fate so wills it, O most potent K----;
The patron once of Polo and of Poole,
Of actors and leviathan "comiques;"
Once dear to Science as to Art; once dear
To Sanscrit erudition as to either;
Dear to thy country in a double sense;
Dear to purveyors; ay, a liege, indeed,
Beyond all titles, and a household name,
Hereafter, through all times, Guelpho the Gay!
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