Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II
Parodies
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FOR ANNIE.
I.
Thank Heaven, the crisis,
The danger is past,
And the lingering illness
Is over at last;
And the fever called “living”
Is conquered at last.
II.
Sadly I know
I am shorn of my strength,
And no muscle I move
As I lie at full length;
But no matter; I feel
I am better at length.
* * * * *
VIII.
And, ah! let it never
Be foolishly said
That my room it is gloomy
And narrow my bed;
For man never slept
In a different bed――
And, to _sleep_, you must slumber
In just such a bed.
* * * * *
EDGAR A. POE.
――――:o:――――
TRISTAN AND ISOLDE.
(_By one who does not appreciate Wagner._)
Thank heaven the music
Is silent at last,
And the howling trombones
Have ended their blast;
And the opera called ‘Tristan’
Is finished at last.
Sadly I know
Of its “wonderful strength”
As I dared not to move
Through its wearisome length;
But no matter I feel
It is quiet――at length.
For I could not be dozing,
Nor yet nod my head,
Lest any stall holder
Should fancy me dead;
To the beauty of Wagner
(Alas! I _was_ dead.)
The moaning and groaning,
The shrieking and sobbing,
All quieted now
With that horrible throbbing
Of fiddles,――that horrible
Horrible throbbing.
The noise and the bluster,
The leitmotif’s pain;
The pitiless torture
Of melody vain;
The “melody endless,”
That torturing strain.
For oh! of all tortures,
That motif was worst,
That creepingly crawling
Motif at first;
That writhed like a serpent
And did all its worst
To crush all one’s senses
Of tune, from the first.
The music roared on
An inferno of sound,
That’s heard by a few
Very far underground,――
In a place that’s not quoted
Far under the ground.
And oh! let it never
Be foolishly said,
That Wagner’s not gloomy,
Altho’ he be dead,――
And nothing but good
Should be said of the dead;
Yet that were too awful
A lie, tho’ he’s dead.
Tho’ my heart is a stout one
And feels passing bold, a
World full of perils
I’d dare, but for gold, a
Fortune past counting
I’d shrink to behold, a――
Again that mad opera
Tristan and Isolde.
J. W. G. W., 1884.
(Written expressly for this collection).
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COVENT GARDEN.
_By a Lover of Poe-try._
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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