Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. III
General
Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. III
Parodies
An important commentary on the subject will be found in a
volume entitled _Interesting Roman Antiquities recently
discovered in Fife_, by Rev. Andrew Small (Edinburgh, 1823.)
In this work it is stated that near the Castle Law,
Abernethy, were twenty-two graves of witches, and near by is
the hill on which they were burned. A Mr. Ross, laird of
Invernethy in the reign of James VI., became, as justice of
the peace, responsible for the apprehension of certain
witches, and made the discovery that their names were
entered in a book. He set his mind upon obtaining this
written record, and, as one step thereto, he persuaded a
women who was a member of the gang to permit him to
accompany her to a meeting. The laird went to the meeting on
a fast mare, and kept his seat while the orgies proceeded,
and obtained possession of the book wherein to inscribe his
name with his own blood. But instead of complying with the
rule he put spurs to his steed and fled with the book,
“while out the hellish legion sallied.”
The witches swarmed upon him, but the laird kept his seat,
and the mare kept her tail, and he outran them and got home,
and quickly locked himself in and copied the names from the
book. By this time the clamouring crowd had reached the
house, and he dispersed them by throwing out the book, which
they gladly seized and carried away.
In introducing the story Mr. Small says: “If ever the poet
Burns had been in this part of the country, I would have
said he had taken the leading ideas or hints from it in his
humorous and excellent poem.”
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THE POLITICAL TAM O’SHANTER.
_Adapted, Fragmentarily, from Burns. Application――obvious._
No man can tether time or tide,
And he who holds the reins must ride;
And such a night WEG takes the road in
As seldom rider was abroad in.
With Boreas at his fullest blast,
And Eurus whistling fierce and fast,
There was a shindy never fellowed.
Loud, deep, and long they raved and bellowed,
That night o’ nights a Scot might say
The Deil (of Hatfield) was to pay.
Well mounted on his mare was WEG,
(A stouter never lifted leg,)
Through Irish-bog-like mud and mire,
Wartonian wind, and Woodcock fire,
Fought iron frame and shrewd head on it.
Weg, holding fast his good Scots bonnet,
Looked sharp around with prudent care,
Lest bogies take him unaware,
Or watchful foemen “wipe his eye”
With that confounded thing, a “cry,”
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