Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. III — John Shaqi
Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. III
General
Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. III
Parodies
C’etoit un homme de cœur
Insatiable de gloire;
Lorsqu’il etoit le vainqueur
_Il remportoit la victoire_.
Les places qu’il attaquoit
A peine osoient se défendre,
Et jamais il ne manquoit
_Celles qu’on lui voyait prendre_.
Un devin pour deux testons
Lui dit d’une voix hardie,
Qu’il mourroit de là les monts,
_S’il mourrait en Lombardie_.
Il y mourut ce Heros,
Personne aujourd’hui n’en doute;
Si tôt qu’il eut les yeux clos,
_Aussitot il ne vit goute_.
Il fut par un triste sort,
Blessé d’une main cruelle:
On croit, puisqu’il en est mort,
_Que la plaie etoit mortelle_.
Regretté de ses soldats,
Il mourut digne d’envie
Et le jour de son trépas
_Fut le dernier de sa vie_.
J’ai lu dans les vieux écrits
Qui contiennent son histoire,
Qu’il iroit en Paradis
_S’il etoit en Purgatoire_.
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Some verses of this song were translated, and published in _The
Mirror_, November 8, 1823. They do not adhere very closely to the
original.
THE HAPPY MAN.
La Gallisse now I wish to touch,
Droll air! if I can strike it,
I’m sure the song will please you much;
That is, if you should like it.
La Gallisse was indeed, I grant,
Not used to any dainty,
When he was born――but could not want,
As long as he had plenty.
Instructed with the greatest care,
He always was well-bred,
And never used a hat to wear,
But when ’twas on his head.
His temper was exceeding good,
Just of his father’s fashion;
And never quarrels broil’d his blood,
Except when in a passion.
His mind was on devotion bent,
He kept with care each high day,
And Holy Thursday always spent,
The day before Good Friday.
He liked good claret very well,
I just presume to think it;
For ere its flavour he could tell,
He thought it best to drink it.
Than doctors more he loved the cook,
Though food would make him gross;
And never any physic took,
But when he took a dose.
Oh, happy, happy is the swain
The ladies so adore;
For many followed in his train,
Whene’er he walk’d before.
Bright as the sun his flowing hair
In golden ringlets shone;
And no one could with him compare,
If he had been alone.
His talents I cannot rehearse,
But every one allows,
That whatsoe’er he wrote in verse
No one could call it prose.
He argued with precision nice,
The learned all declare;
And it was his decision wise,
No horse could be a mare.
His powerful logic would surprise,
Amuse, and much delight.
He prov’d that dimness of the eyes
Was hurtful to the sight.
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