Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. IV
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. IV
Parodies
“I cut the ball right under
At least an inch or more;
It was a fatal blunder,
For forty was his score.
I gave him in the dark
Fifteen, so did remark,
’Odds I’ll lay
Any day,
If he’ll give me a bisque, heigh ho!”
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From _Tennis Cuts and Quips_. London: Field and Tuer, 1884.
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HEARTS OF OAK.
Come, cheer up, my lads! ’tis to glory we steer,
To add something more to this wonderful year;
To honour we call you, not press you like slaves;
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?
Hearts of oak are our ships,
Hearts of oak are our men,
We always are ready:
Steady, boys, steady!
We’ll fight and we’ll conquer again and again.
We ne’er see our foes but we wish them to stay,
They never see us but they wish us away:
If they run, why, we follow, or run them ashore;
For if they won’t fight us, we cannot do more.
Hearts of oak, &c.
They swear they’ll invade us, these terrible foes!
They frighten our women, our children, and beaux;
But should their flat bottoms in darkness get o’er,
Still Britons they’ll find to receive them on shore.
Hearts of oak, &c.
Britannia, triumphant, her ships sweep the sea,
Her standard is Justice――her watchword, “Be free;”
Then cheer up, my lads! with one heart let us sing,
“Our soldiers, our sailors, our statesmen and king.”
Hearts of oak, &c.
DAVID GARRICK.
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A NEW SONG.
Come cheer up, my lads, ’tis to Freedom we steer;
No tyrant dictators shall manage us here;
No more shall they send vile dependents on Court,
The birthright of Britons they ne’er will support.
United by _Freedom,_ in _freedom_ remain;
See _Fox_ still is ready,
To our cause ever steady;
Huzza! we’ll elect him again and again.
Since first we adopted THE FOX,[12] as our choice,
To injure the nation he ne’er lent his voice:
His unshaken heart, stout, manly, and bold,
Could ne’er be corrupted our cause to have sold.
United by _Freedom_ &c.
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From _The History of the Westminster Election_. 1784.
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COME, CHEER UP, MY LADS, MERRY CHRISTMAS IS NEAR.
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