Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. IV
General
Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. IV
Parodies
Are there thunders moaning in the distance?
Are there spectres moving in the darkness?
Trust the Lord of Light to guide her people.
Till the thunders pass, the spectres vanish,
And the Light is Victor, and the darkness
Dawns into the Jubilee of the Ages.
――――
_The Globe_ remarked:――
“It is to be feared that the Laureate’s Jubilee Ode will
sadly disappoint all his admirers. It has a certain
rhetorical neatness, no doubt; but it cannot be regarded as
adequate to the occasion. The poet has chosen, for the most
part, very prosaic rhythms, and the Ode, trite and even
common in ideas, is not even endowed with occasional
felicities of expression, On the contrary, it is sometimes
positively unlucky in its phraseology, as when the world is
most unnecessarily assured that Her Majesty has about her――
‘Nothing of the lawless, of the Despot,
Nothing of the vulgar, or vain-glorious.’
“By no means happy are the references to those who ‘wanton
in affluence’ (why ‘wanton?’) to the ‘Lord manufacturers,’
and to the ‘Imperial Institute,’ which latter surely
savours a little of bathos? The six concluding lines have
more inspiration, perhaps, than most; but they do not
harmonise very well in their allusion to ‘thunders moaning
in the distance,’ with the Laureate’s allusion elsewhere to
the ‘prosperous auguries’ of the Jubilee. On the whole,
Lord Rosslyn, Mr. Morris, and Lord Tennyson having all
spoken, it must be confessed that the Jubilee still lacks a
_vates sacer_.”
ANOTHER ODE.
Fifty times the Laureate sharpened his pencil:
Fifty times he turned over the Rhyming Dictionary:
Then he decided to give up rhymes altogether.
HE, the Patriot Laureate,
He, the Lord-manufacturer,
Shaped a stately memorial,
Made it regally gorgeous
After Walt Whitman’s pattern,
Rich in blackness, in dullness,
Which might speak to the centuries
Through the _Magazine Macmillan_,
Of this year of our Jubilee.
* * * * *
Fifty lines at last completed!
Fifty more at least to make a century;
Where the dickens shall the other fifty come from?
But――
Is that the printer’s boy moaning in the passage?
Is that the ――――? ――――! There goes my lead pencil.
Trust the public to make out the glory of these verses.
_The Globe._ March 29, 1887.
――――
VERY HARD LINES.
HOW THEY WERE WRITTEN TO ORDER.
(_Leaf from a Laureate’s Diary._)
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