Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. V
General
Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. V
Parodies
IV.
And with one howl the delegates
This answer forth are slipping,
“Go forth, go forth, dear Feargus,
Go forth, go forth, our pippin!
Go, and return in glory,
To our fine John Street dome,
And hang the tickers of the rich
Round the bare walls of home!”
V.
And now hath every alley
Sent up its batch of men,
The foot are some ten thousand,
The horsemen scarcely ten,
Upon the plain of Kennington
Is met the great array――
A proud man was O’Connor
Upon the trysting day!
VI.
But in the Parks, and Pall Mall,
Was tumult and affright;
And in the Carlton, men looked blue,
And those in Brookes’s white;
And Berkeley Square was shaky,
While some from Mayfair cut;
And girls in pastrycooks were sad
And Quadrant shops were shut.
VII.
Now, from a lofty lamp-post
Could the wan Peelers spy
The dust made by the marching mob,
Like a pall in the sky.
The Ministers in Downing Street
Were nervous all the day,
For every hour a horseman came
With tidings of dismay.
VIII.
They held a council standing
In Westminster Bridge Road;
Surrounded by sad Specials,
Who evil days forbode;
Out spake Lord Russell roundly,
“The bridge must straight go down,
For now that they’re past the New Cut,
Nought else can save the town.”
IX.
Then out spake brave Sibthorpius,
Up to the council riding,
“I’ll keep the bridge――Chartists be hanged,
I’ll give them a d――――d hiding!
Hew down the bridge, Lord Russell!
I’ll let the humbugs see――
What Honourable Member
Will keep the bridge with me?”
X.
“Sibthorpius,” said Lord Russell,
“As thou sayest, so let it be.”
He spoke! two more came forward,
And forth then rushed the Three.
Meanwhile, the Specials round them,
Came each man with an axe,
And Russell gave a mighty blow,
And Morpeth pummelled with a crow
The bridge ’neath which the Thames doth flow,
Resounded with their whacks!
XI.
One Member smote proud Cuffey,
The second rushed at Jones,
Unmoved by Chartist yelling,
Undaunted by the stones.
Sibthorpius at Feargus
Darted one horrid thrust
And the plebian’s puddle blood
Mix’d with Lambeth dust.
XII.
And now the Bridge of Westminster
Trembled ’neath Russell’s blows,――
“Back, back,” he cried, “brave comrades,
Back ere the old bridge goes.”
Then quickly the two members
Ran to the other side――
Then turned and saw Sibthorpius
Alone in all his pride.
XIII.
Then with a crash like thunder,
The old bridge went to pot――
Its ruins down the foaming stream
Rushed hurriedly and hot.
Alone stood brave Sibthorpius,
A moment sternly stood,
Then, with his armour on his back,
He jumped into the flood.
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