Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI
General
Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI
Parodies
This comes hopein to find you in good health as it leaves me
safe anckor’d here yesterday at 4 P.M. arter a pleasant
voyage tolerable short and a few squalls.――Dear Tom――hopes
to find poor old father stout, and am quite out of
pig-tail.――Sights of pig-tail at Gravesend, but unfortinly
not fit for a dog to chor.
Dear Tom, Captain’s boy will bring you this, and put
pig-tail in his pocket when bort. Best in London at the
Black Boy in 7 diles, where go acks for best pig-tail――pound
a pig-tail will do, and am short of shirts. Dear Tom, as for
shirts ony took 2 whereof one is quite wored out and tuther
most, but don’t forget the pig-tail, as I aint had a quid to
chor never since Thursday. Dear Tom, as for shirts, your
size will do, only longer. I liks um long――get one at
present, best at Tower-hill, and cheap, but be particler to
go to 7 diles for the pig-tail at the Black Boy, and Dear
Tom, acks for pound best pig-tail, and let it be good.
Captain’s boy will put the pig-tail in his pocket he likes
pigtail, so ty it up. Dear Tom, shall be up about Monday
there or thereabouts. Not so perticuler for the shirt, as
the present can be washed, but dont forgit the pig-tail
without fail, so am your loving brother,
_Timothy Parsons._
P. S.――Dont forget the pig-tail.
――――:o:――――
THE INDIAN WEED.
Many versions exist of the following very old song, and the history of
it is somewhat contradictory and confusing. It has been ascribed to
George Wither (1588-1667), and was originally published in 1631, in a
volume entitled _The Soules Solace_, by Thomas Jenner. Another version
was printed in 1672 in “Two Broadsides against Tobacco.”
One version commenced with the following stanza:
Why should we so much despise
So good and sweet an exercise
As, early and late, to meditate?
Thus think, and drink tobacco.[26]
The most usually accepted version runs as follows:――
The Indian weed withered quite,
Green at noon, cut down at night,
Shows thy decay,――
All flesh is hay:
Thus think, then drink tobacco.
The pipe that is so lily-white,
Shows thee to be a mortal wight,
And even such,
Gone with a touch:
Thus think, then drink tobacco.
And when the smoke ascends on high,
Think thou behold’st the vanity
Of worldly stuff,
Gone with a puff:
Thus think, then drink tobacco.
And when the pipe grows foul within,
Think on thy soul defiled with sin;
And then the fire
It doth require:
Thus think, then drink tobacco.
The ashes that are left behind,
May serve to put thee still in mind,
That unto dust,
Return thou must,
Thus think, then drink tobacco.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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