Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI
Parodies
To their disgust, the very rain,
Resolved such conduct to restrain,
Came down as if to say――“You shan’t do that again.”
Young Reynolds saw the vast supplies
Of rain pour down before his eyes.
While he the Government defied,
Away he saw the meeting glide
He chose a wilder strain
To bring them back again.
He spoke of France, so great and good;
Of Louis-Philippe’s fate,
Fall’n, fall’n, fall’n, fall’n;
From his high estate,
And flying with his brood.
Deserted at his utmost need
By those who on corruption feed,
From his own realm in fear he flies,
To England turns his anxious eyes,
Still, in the rain, young Reynolds boldly sate,
Until there lingered scarce a soul;
The wet had cleared the ground below,
And down the van he gently stole
Thinking――he’d better go.
_Punch_, 1848.
This refers to a meeting held at Kennington in connection with the
Chartist agitation, when certain reforms were demanded, which were
then ridiculed as revolutionary, but which have since either been
granted, or else have come within the scope of practical political
discussion.
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JOSH HUDSON’S FEAST.
’Twas at the dinner given, the prime tuck-out,
By Josh, the boxer stout:
Aloft the worthy sat,
His corpus lin’d with fat,
And, pleas’d, he gaz’d about:
His jovial pals were plac’d around,
For fancy feats and milling deeds renown’d,
And for their fistic worth with glory crown’d.
His blooming missus by his side,
Smok’d like a hock of bacon fried,
In glow of health and beauty’s pride.
Happy, happy, happy pair,
None but the fat,
None but the fat,
None but the fat deserves the fair.
Jack Fogo, placed on high
Amid the tuneful quire,
Touch’d with his fives the laureate lyre;
The sounds discordant reach’d the sky,
And set their souls on fire.
Of law he curs’d the rod
That sent fat Josh to quod.
And swore it was too bad, by G――――!
But now at length from durance vile releas’d,
With spirit buoyant and in flesh increas’d,
He took his seat that happy day the father of the feast.
The list’ning coves admir’d the lofty sound,
Jolly Josh Hudson’s health they shout around,
“The John Bull fighter” all the roofs rebound:
With ravish’d ears
The fat one hears,
Swore it was odd
He went to quod.
And drank their health with cheers.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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