So the Colonel got his foot out of the net. Her ladyship made no
answer to his sneer, but bowed her head and passed slowly into her
house. Montague had struck harder than he had intended, and would
gladly have recalled the words. But the door was closed, and the
strange woman out of sight and hearing. He walked away to his lodging
in Ryder Street, very well content with his day's work, and opening
the door of his parlour on the first floor was at once incommoded by a
thick fog of tobacco-smoke. But through the fog he saw, comfortably
stretched in his best armchair, with his peruke pushed back and his
waistcoat unbuttoned, a lackey in Lady Oxford's livery. Montague
lifted up his voice and swore.
CHAPTER XXV
HOW THE MINIATURE OF LADY OXFORD CAME BY
A MISCHANCE.
'I lent you the swiftest horse I have,' said Montague.
'It is just for that reason I am back before you,' replied Wogan.
Colonel Montague at once became punctilious to the last degree. He
stood correct in the stiffest attitude of military deportment. A
formal politeness froze the humanity out of his face.
'This makes me very ridiculous, Mr. Wogan,' he said in a tone of
distaste. 'If you will pardon the remark, I was at some pains and
perhaps a little risk to get you safe out of London. You accepted my
services, as it seemed, and yet here you are back in London! Indeed
this makes me very ridiculous.'
Mr. Wogan had quite forgotten that Colonel Montague was an Englishman,
and so hated ridicule worse than the devil. He was briskly reminded of
the fact, and having ruffled the gentleman's feelings, must now set to
work to soothe them.
'It is very true, Colonel. My behaviour looks uncommonly like a breach
of good taste. But it was not for the purpose of playing a trick on
you that I came back into danger, when I was safe upon the back of
your beautiful horse. Sure, never have I ridden a nobler beast. A
mouth of velvet, a leg tapered like a fine lady's finger, a coat--sir,
I have seen the wonderful manufactures of Lyons. There never was silk
so smooth or of so bright a gloss, as the noble creature's coat. He
spurned the earth, at each moment he threatened to float among the
clouds. Sure, that horse was the original of Pegasus in a direct
descent. A true horse, and more than a horse, a copy of all that is
best in England, an example of what is most English and therefore most
admired, the true English military gentleman.'
'Mr. Wogan,' interrupted Montague, with a grim sort of smile, 'you are
likely to learn a little more particularly about the velvet mouth of
the English military gentleman if you continue to praise his horse at
the expense of his sense. Will you tell me why you have come back?'
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