'I think it was the greatest pity imaginable that Lady Mary sent word
to her you were free. For, d'ye see, if you had dropped upon Rose
suddenly, and she thinking you locked up in a dark prison and your
head already loose upon your shoulders, why, you might have surprised
her into a forgetfulness of her pride; but now she will be prepared
for your coming. I think, George, I will walk along with you as far as
Soho, since I have three hours to kick my heels in.'
'Will you, Nick?' cried George eagerly; and then, with his nose in the
air, 'But I have no fears whatever. She is a woman in a thousand.' He
was, none the less, evidently relieved when Wogan clapped his hat on
his head. The night was dark, and Wogan in his livery had no fears of
detection.
The two men walked through by-streets until they came to Piccadilly.
The Parson was nerving himself for the meeting, but would not allow
that he was in the least degree afraid. 'A trivial woman would think
of nothing but her humiliation and her slight, but Rose is, as you
say, of an uncommon spirit, Nick,' he argued.
Nick, however, preserved a majestic silence, which daunted the Parson,
who desired arguments to confute. They were by this time come into
Bond Street, and Mr. Kelly, who must be talking, declared with a great
fervour, 'There are no limits to a woman's leniencies. Black errors
she will pardon; charity is her father and her mother; she has an
infinity of forgiveness, wherefore with truth we place her among the
angels.' Upon that text he preached most eloquently all the way up
Bond Street, past the New Building, until he came to the corner of
Frith Street in Soho. In Frith Street, all at once the Parson's
assurance was shown to be counterfeit. He caught at his friend's arm.
'Nick,' said he, in a quavering, humble voice, 'it is in Frith Street
she lives. What am I to do at all? I am the most ignorant man, and a
coward into the bargain. Nick, I have done the unpardonable thing.
What am I to do now?'
Thus the Parson twittered in a most deplorable agitation. Mr. Wogan,
on the contrary, was very calm. It was just in these little
difficulties, which require an intimate knowledge of the sex, that he
felt himself most at home. He stroked his chin thoughtfully.
'Nick,' and George shook the arm he held, 'sure you can advise me. You
have told me so often of your great comprehension of women. Sure, you
know all there is to be known about them, at all.'
'No, not quite all,' said Wogan, with a proper modesty. 'But here I
think I can help you. Which is the house?'
Kelly pointed it out. A couple of windows shone very bright upon the
dark street, a few feet above their heads. Looking upwards they could
see the ceiling of the room and the globe of a lamp reflected on the
ceiling, but no more.
'It is in that room she will be sitting,' whispered the Parson.
'And waiting for you,' added Mr. Wogan grimly.
'And waiting for me,' repeated the Parson with a shiver.
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