Country life -- Fiction; Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories
“Well, Jim, I could give ’ee a love charm, but as you do tell I there’s
no gettin’ near your young lady, I don’t see how you be to indooce her to
wear it.”
“That’s true!” put in Jim’s mother dolefully. “There, I will say it do
seem cruel hard. They were as good friends I do assure ’ee as a young
man and a young lady need be. They’ve a-bin walkin’—how long have you
an’ Chrissy bin a-walkin’, Jim?”
“Fifteen month,” growled Jim gloomily.
“Ah, fifteen month, Aunt Betty. An’ Chrissy have a nice bit of money
laid by, mind ye. Her father was as pleasant as could be about it, an’
quite friendly, an’ the mother too. She did say to I not above a month
ago, I d’ ’low,’ says she, ‘we may be expectin’ to hear banns give out
soon,’ she says. Well, an now this young good-for-nothin’ chap must come
and whip her up from under my Jim’s very nose. What she can see in him I
can’t think, without it be his _korky_ jacket. _Trooper_ Willcocks, as
he calls himself—I’d troop him if I had my way. Why didn’t he stay out
at the war then, if he be so set up about it?”
“Ah, he’s a soldier, is he?” commented Aunt Betty. “A soldier. Ah, my
dear, Jim’s young lady bain’t the first to run after a red coat.”
“But he han’t got no more a red coat nor you have—nothin’ but what they
do call korky—as ugly a colour as ever I see. An’ he bain’t a-goin’ to
stop in the army neither. He bain’t a proper soldier at all—jist a
common chap as they picked up somewhere and clapped on a horse and sent
out.”
“He’s in the yeomanry,” explained Jim. “He don’t even come from these
parts; he’s home on sick leave, an’ is here visitin’ his uncle, along of
his own ’ome bein’ in town and not so healthy. But he’s no more sick
than I am. I’d like to make him a bit sicker, I know. Couldn’t ’ee give
me a charm for that, Aunt Betty?”
Betty rubbed her shrivelled hands together, and fixed her beady eyes
meditatively on her great-nephew.
“There mid be things as can be done what mid be things a body midn’t like
doin’,” she said oracularly. “You know the wax image—but there, I
wouldn’t go for to advise such a thing. The power as is give us is give
us for good, that’s what I do say. There’s a cure for everything in
natur’, if one but knowed how to find it. Now with herbs—I’ve often
found out wonderful things with herbs—folks as is troubled wi’ warts and
corns could cure them in a minute if they knowed the right thing. The
worst wart as ever was can be cured by a bit o’ milkwort. Pull it up,
root an’ all, d’ye see, and give ’em a bit every day, pounded wi’ a drop
o’ new milk, an’ when the time comes round that the plant, if it was
growin’ outside, ’ud be dyin’ down, the wart ’ull just wither away—that’s
my _notion_, d’ye see?”
“But the image,” persevered Jim. “Did you ever try that? It seems a
silly kind o’ thing too,” he added tentatively. “How could a dumb image
do anything good or ill?”
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