Country life -- Fiction; Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories
The listeners stared at him in blank dismay; he wagged his head again,
very knowingly, and crossed one leg over the other. “Yes,” he repeated
reflectively, “Anne Clarke has got about as good a case as ever I heard
on, and I advised her to follow it up.”
“You advised her,” shouted Tom indignantly. “Come, that’s a pretty
thing. I thought you was on our side, Sam’el Cross.”
“A lawyer,” returned Samuel sententiously, “a lawyer is on the side what
pays best; an’ this here job ought to be good for a rise for me. ’Twill
be but fair that I should share some of the governor’s pickings, and
he’ll make a good thing out of it, you might be sure.”
“I wouldn’t say that,” said one of the lovers dolefully. “He be uncommon
near, your boss be, and it do seem ’ard o’ you, Sam’el, to go a-desertin’
of we, arter leadin’ us on, so to speak. You could stop Anne Clarke from
takin’ out this here summons or whatever it be, so soon as look at her,
couldn’t ’ee now?”
“I dessay I could,” said Cross calmly.
“And if you was to go and threaten Willcocks with the notion of it, he’d
be off like a shot, that’s easy seen.”
“So ’tis,” agreed the clerk. “I reckon he’d skip if I was to tell him
all that his little charmer said to-day. He! He!”
“Well then,” said Jim, and paused—“that’s how it is,” he added lamely.
“The job ’ud be easy done.”
“Jus’ so,” responded Cross. “The easiest thing in the world. But I’m
not for undertaking no jobs as are not worth my while. Now I might get
rid o’ Trooper Willcocks for a five-pun’ note, not less.”
A pause of consternation ensued; then Jim Hardy thumped the table with
his fist. “I think it ’ud be easier and cheaper to break the feller’s
boanes straight off,” he shouted.
Sam extended a forefinger in his direction, “You look out, Jim! You
should know better nor say such things in the hearin’ o’ them whose dooty
it is to uphold the law. If any harm comes to Trooper Willcocks, I shall
be bound in conscience to give my evidence. Now, gentlemen, what be all
looking so glum for? Five pound ain’t such a terror! It needn’t be paid
in a note if it comes to that, nor all at the one time. Half within the
week, say, an’ t’other half at the end o’ the month. I wouldn’t be hard
with you, an’ Trooper Willcocks would certainly be a good riddance.”
They gathered round him again and after much argument, some laughter, and
a good deal of swearing, came to terms with Samuel, who carried away with
him that night a curious document, signed by half a dozen names, and
drawn up entirely to his own satisfaction.
Trooper Willcocks was swaggering about just outside the church door on
the following Sunday, when he was accosted by Samuel Cross.
“I was looking for you,” began the latter, drawing him aside. “I have a
word or two to say to you, Mr. Willcocks.”
“Won’t another day do?” returned the yeoman. “The service will be over
in a few minutes, and I’m waitin’ for a young lady.”
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