Country life -- Fiction; Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories
As he slowly spelt out line after line, his forefinger moving along the
column in pace with his eyes, the air of contentment with which he had at
first settled to his task gave way, first to an expression of puzzled
astonishment, then to one of irresolution, and finally to absolute
consternation. After, however, reading and re-reading the paragraph
which had attracted his attention in the weekly sheet, scratching his
head, rubbing his nose, drumming with his fingers on the table, and in
fact availing himself to the full of every recognised aid to thought, his
brow cleared, and bringing one mighty clenched hand down on the open palm
of the other, he exclaimed aloud:—
“I’ll do it! I’m blest if I don’t do it—my dooty do stare me in the
face.”
Thereupon, wheeling round slowly in his chair so as to face the door—a
matter of some little difficulty—he proceeded to call, or rather to
bellow at the top of his voice.
“Missus! Grandma! Come here, will ’ee? Polly, Annie—be there any one
about? Here little uns—go an’ fetch Grandma, one on you. Mis—sus!”
Presently there was a rush of feet, and Mrs. Sampson entered, followed by
her married daughter, Polly, with three or four children clinging to her
skirts, while Maidy Annie, the father’s favourite, hastened in from the
rear.
“Bless me, Granfer! whatever be the matter?” enquired his wife anxiously.
Good old Sampson had been known as “Father” in the family circle for many
a year, until Polly and her husband had taken up their abode at the farm,
when the title of “Granfer,” naturally used by the children, had come to
be universally adopted.
“There be matter enough for one while,” he now responded gloomily, and
yet with a certain air of dignified triumph.
“Dear heart alive, they Boers bain’t a-comin’ to fight us over here, be
they?” cried Annie, who was an imaginative young person.
“There’s no knowin’ what they’ll be a-thinkin’ on if we don’t look out,”
responded her father importantly. “It bain’t so much the Boers,” he
continued, with a superior air, “’tis the French as we must be on our
guard against—an’ the Germans—and the Roosians!” he cried emphatically,
his eyes growing wider and wider as he named each nationality. “They do
say that they do all hate us worse nor p’ison, an’ is only lookin’ for an
opportunity for attackin’ us.”
“Dear, dear, you don’t say so!” groaned Mrs. Sampson. “’Tis worse nor in
Boney’s time. Lard! I can mind my father tellin’ me as when he was a boy
they was expectin’ for sure as Boney ’ud land, and the country very near
went mad wi’ fright. An’ now ye say there be more nor the French agen
us?”
“What ever is to be done,” put in Polly. “I can’t think as there can be
many soldiers a-left i’ the country wi’ them great ships full goin’ out
week after week. Who’s to defend us if any o’ them folks from abroad do
come?”
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