Country life -- Fiction; Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories
A towel had been hung out in the hedge, which was the recognised signal
to Joyce, the carrier, that he was expected to draw up for a consignment
of some kind, and presently one of the children, running in, announced
that the van was at the gate. Tom led round Chrissy, a matronly animal,
mild in the eye, long in the tooth, and with a figure whose symmetry was
a thing of the past. Tom had, as he explained, managed to get a good bit
of grease out of her coat, though he had not had time to trim her
fetlocks, which were indeed marvellously shaggy, while her rusty tail
almost swept the ground.
Granfer appeared in the doorway with his weeping family clinging to him,
his sword in his hand, his cap set at a jaunty angle on the top of his
bald head, but the rest of his military glory hidden beneath a
comfortable frieze coat.
After explaining his project to Mr. Joyce, the carrier, who was
speechless with admiration and astonishment, the saddle was laid inside
the van, and Granfer, tearing himself from his womenkind, climbed up
beside the driver. And so they set off, with poor Chrissy meekly
following at the rear of the vehicle; and the distracted family standing
by the gate until the clipper-clopper of her heavy hoofs sounded faint in
the distance.
* * * * *
What was the joyful surprise of the Sampson household when, late on that
same day, Mr. Joyce’s van was observed to slacken as it approached their
house, and, moreover, the jaded form of the faithful Chrissy was seen to
be jogging in the rear; when, indeed, the well-known bellow of Granfer
himself hailed them from a distance of a hundred yards or so, and
presently his burly form alighted from the vehicle.
“Well,” he remarked, with an odd expression, in which perplexity appeared
to struggle with relief, “I be come back, ye see.”
“Dear heart alive, Granfer. I be main glad!” ejaculated Mrs. Sampson,
breathlessly. “Lard, I can’t tell ’ee how glad I be! There, I’ve been
a-frettin’ of myself to death very near all day; but however did they
come to let ’ee off?”
“Well,” said Granfer, after nodding farewell to Mr. Joyce, and waiting
till the van had proceeded on its way, “I were a bit surprised myself,
but it seems I’ve missed the job by three months.”
“Why, how’s that?” cried Polly and Annie together, while Grandma, with
groans of gratitude, remarked she didn’t care how many months it was—she
was only too thankful he had missed it.
“If I’d ha’ been turned seventy,” went on the farmer, his face
vacillating oddly between triumph and disappointment, “I’d have been took
on. But come in an’ I’ll tell ye all about it.”
Having been installed in his elbow-chair, having unbuttoned his tunic,
and pushed his cap to the back of his head, Granfer began his recital.
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