Country life -- Fiction; Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories
“There, she’ve a-been that excited all the evenin’ thinkin’ about
it—she’ll be awful disappointed if she don’t get the prize. Besides, I
can’t but think ’twould ha’ been a kind o’ honour for we if she was to
win it.”
“Maybe she will, all the same,” said Charl’. “I don’t believe Bithey’s
half so old myself.”
And he went away to do his share of the milking.
The news soon spread all over the village that both Rebecca and Bithey
intended to compete for the strange new-fangled prize that was to be
given at the forthcoming show. Opinions were pretty evenly divided as to
the respective merits of the two aspirants, but much amusement was caused
by the seriousness and pertinacity with which each old lady advanced her
claims.
On the Sunday following Charl’ mischievously brought the rivals into
contact by calling back Rebecca just as she had haughtily walked past
Bithey on leaving church.
“Come here, Beck, for one minute. Here’s Bithey won’t believe you are
any older nor her.”
Rebecca turned, eyeing Tabitha up and down somewhat disdainfully.
“Ye may believe it or not, as ye please,” she said, “but you was a little
maid goin’ to school when I was out in service.”
“What does she say?” inquired Tabitha, turning to one of the
bystanders—for quite a little crowd had gathered around the two.
“She says you are no age at all worth countin’,” bawled Charl’. “She
’lows you be quite a little maid still.”
“Little maid, indeed!” retorted Bithey. “I know I must be seventy if I’m
a day, and I’m a’most sure I’m a good bit more nor that. Why, I be
getting that weak in the limbs I can scarce get about.”
“Anybody mid get weak in the limbs!” cried Rebecca wrathfully. “’Tisn’t
no sign of age, that isn’t. When I did come to live at Thorncombe Farm,
twelve or fifteen years ago, I was a staid body, as anybody mid see; but
you—you was quite fresh and well-lookin’. I can mind it well. You did
come up to our place for a bit o’ lard soon arter I did get there, and
you was as straight and as active and as smooth and chuffy in the face—”
“Dear, dear! however can ye go for to tell sich tales, Rebecca?” groaned
Bithey, much scandalised. “I can mind that day so well as you, and I can
mind as you did offer to carry the lard for me as far as the gate, for,
says you, ‘You do look mortal tired for sure,’ says you; ‘and ’tis a long
way to carry it and you not bein’ so young as you was’.”
“Oh, faith, Becky, the case is goin’ again’ you!” shouted Charl’. “If ye
said that, it shows plain as you was treatin’ Bithey respectful like, you
bein’ the youngest.”
“God forgive you, Bithey!” ejaculated the dairywoman. “Have you no
conscience at all? _I_ say sich a thing! I offer to carry lard for you!
’Twas never my way to go in for payin’ compliments to folks, and I’d
always plenty to do wi’out makin’ out more work for myself.”
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