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Lady Tanagra noticed with pleasure that the mood seemed to be dropping
from her.
"Well, may I be the physician for to-day?" continued Lady Tanagra.
Patricia nodded her head.
"Very well, then, I prescribe a dinner this evening with one Tanagra
Bowen, Peter Bowen and Godfrey Elton, on the principle of 'Eat thou and
drink, to-morrow thou shalt die.'"
"Who is Godfrey Elton?" asked Patricia with interest.
"My dear Patricia, if I were to start endeavouring to describe Godfrey
we should be at it for hours. You can't describe Godfrey, you can only
absorb him. He is a sort of wise youth rapidly approaching childhood."
"What on earth do you mean?" cried Patricia, laughing.
"You will discover for yourself later. We are all dining at the
Quadrant to-night at eight."
"Dining at the Quadrant?" repeated Patricia in amazement.
"Yes, and I have to get home to dress and you have to dress and I will
pick you up in a taxi at a quarter to eight."
"But--but--Peter--your brother said that he was coming----"
"Peter has greater faith in his sister than in himself, he therefore
took me into his confidence and I am his emissary."
"Oh, you Bowens, you Bowens!" moaned Patricia in mock despair.
"There is no avoiding us, I confess," said Lady Tanagra gaily. "Now I
must tell you about your charming aunt. She called upon mother
yesterday."
"What!" gasped Patricia.
"She called at Grosvenor Square and announced to poor, un-understanding
mother that she thought the families ought to know one another. But
she got rather badly shocked by Godfrey and one of the soldier boys,
whom we call 'Uncle,' and left with the firm conviction that our circle
is a pernicious one."
"It's--it's--perfectly scandalous!" cried Patricia.
"No, it's not as bad as that," said Lady Tanagra calmly.
"What?" began Patricia. "Oh! I mean Aunt Adelaide's conduct, it's
humiliating, it's----"
"Wait until you hear," said Lady Tanagra with a smile. "When Peter ran
in to see mother, she said that she had had a call from a Miss Brent
and could he place her. So poor old Peter blurts out that he's going
to marry Miss Brent. Poor mother nearly had a fit on the spot. She
was too tactful to express her disapproval; but she showed it in her
amazement. The result was that Peter was deeply hurt and left the room
and the house. I am the only one who saw the exquisite humour of the
joke. My poor darling mother had the impression that Peter has gone
clean off his head and wanted to marry your most excellent Aunt
Adelaide," and Lady Tanagra laughed gaily.
For a moment Patricia gazed at her blankly, then as she visualised Aunt
Adelaide and Bowen side by side at the altar she laughed hysterically.
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